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the development of a test for children in utero where instead of telling you whether or not the kid has genetic defects or other telltale fetal information, it’s to let you know that your child would eventually attend Oklahoma and then you can go ahead and abort.

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a sequel to the 1992 blockbuster Passenger 57 starring Wesley Snipes called Passenger 69 where it’s basically the same movie except for commercial space flight.

ROI guaranteed by brilliance of idea, not by actual guarantees.

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an Uber-meets-Hooters crossover called Boober where the passenger has their own ‘rear view mirror’ accentuating the drivers high beams.

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An estrogen activated mute switch.

It's like the Clapper.  I call it, "The Yapper".

 

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5 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

 instead of telling you whether or not the kid has genetic defects

it’s to let you know that your child would eventually attend Oklahoma 

Redundant much?

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For a Time machine so that OP can go back into the womb and pops can puncture your fucking skull with a coat hangar.  

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