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Kel Varnsen

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You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad plum but I let it go.

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I would love to see how you pick up a check with no money because if this works, the whole monetary system is obsolete.  We're back to wampum.

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His dying words to me were, "Cherish the cabin."  Not "Take care of your sister"...she's a paraplegic, but "Cherish the Cabin."

Edited by Lobo

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On 5/11/2020 at 8:18 AM, WBT said:

...and the D.  That's the biggest.

I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

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Just watched The Outing and one of the best parts is the callback of the sponge bath scene from earlier in the season, but reversing it.

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yes, yes; I look forward to many years...of The Triangles.  

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Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

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well, if I hear you correctly, and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here and never mention this to anyone again. 

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He’s an instigator 

I probably use that line, in that tone, once a month. 

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I like jon voight.  just seems like kind've a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it.

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So you were violated by two people when you were under the gas. So what? You’re single. 

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29 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

RIP, Wilhelm

 

To that great Carpeted World in the Sky, Mr. Herd.  

Had some great roles throughout the decades, quite a workhorse.  As much as I loved him as the aloof direct report of Costanza, his most memorable role may have been on "V"

RIP, Mr. Herd.  

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I've called ahead and requested the necessary accommodations.  

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Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?

I miss Jerry Stiller so much.

Edited by Biff Tannen

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In 20 minutes that place will be swarming with mailmen. We’ll be back on the street by lunch. 

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is this a good idea, with you being on the verge of this big promotion?
 

my presence in that office can only hurt my chances.

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