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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. ^^^^^^ I'm not disputing that there are shithole towns in Southern Kansas, there are many, but I don't know of any with that many people. Dodge City, Garden City, Pittsburg and Liberal are all under 28,000. They are mostly so small that they only have a single high school. I'm not sure where the "small" line is but I would guess that most folks would put your SILs on the small side of it.
  2. One more.
  3. Hands off. She's mine.
  4. Yeah, Lutherans. They have good bars in Lindsborg.
  5. ^^^^ Yeah, the fucking Hillsboro Mennonites are always sticking their noses where they don't belong. Good for her.
  6. I have a drawer full of those if you need one. Several new Poly-Chokes. Dad was blindsided by the choke tube revolution. I inherited a lot of obsolete inventory when he passed.
  7. Yep. I'm one of them. My great Grandfather founded Bethel College in Newton. Do you know why you always go fishing with a pair of Mennonites? If you take just one, he'll drink all your beer.
  8. I'm jealous. Our 2500 pop. town only has a bar at the bowling alley. We used to have 3 good restaraunt/cafe options but now we are down to a shitty mexican place and Casey's. I'm not a big drinker but I am a big eater so we make a trek to Wichita at least once a week for dining. You would think with the Czech/Catholic influence on our county that we would have more drinking options. I'm taking applications for my replacement if any of you mechanical engineering types are looking for a job in rural America. If you don't need a bar, that is.
  9. Shoxthemonkey

    Songbirds

    Paraphrasing what an earlier poster said, "She may not be a great technical singer, but I like the noises she makes". It works for me.
  10. Shoxthemonkey

    Songbirds

    Great lineup. Not a weak link among them.
  11. ^^^^ The blondo? Yeah, sure. Why not?
  12. Appears to be something wrong with that one dudes dick.
  13. That ending hip thrust. Niiiice
  14. The Tri-Pacer was one of my first as well. I liked to find the obscure models like the Ryan Navion and the like. My Grandparents bought me the same Revell P-51 for about 6 birthdays running. My brother sent me another for my 60th.
  15. https://www.silverspitfire.com/ Beautiful airplane.
  16. Mahsupials. Because they're fast.
  17. Or @markstanco's $300 alligator
  18. Yeah, this oughta make him hard.
  19. Maybe you need to climb down from that roof and watch a little gardening porn.
  20. Usually, you see the cucumber go in the anus.
  21. She has kind of a St Vincent vibe going with her voice. Big improvement over some of her earlier solo work. Nice pants too.
  22. Brother and I shared a bedroom and had more than 50 hanging from the ceiling. One big dogfight with bullet holes and battle damage. S.P.A.D.s attacking Bettys and whatnot. We had a larger B-52 with a stream of bombs coming down. He became an engineer for McDonnell and worked to streamline frontline repairs of battle damage, mostly for the Israelis. Early training.
  23. This has always been a favorite style for me.
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