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Herpa Derpa

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  1. This is where I am with later episodes. You have to introduce the gang early to lay the groundwork for the inside jokes of later eps. I'd go with Underage Drinking: A National Concern. No Frank, but it really sets the tone for subversive humor that became a hallmark of the show.
  2. Or they know he's a complete fraud of a fan.
  3. Almost seems inevitable once you understand the story is really about Trinity.
  4. What if you're the guy that controls the mound? Don't even need the players to know. Just put in a trash arm you know will get pummeled and say he looked good the other day so you took the chance. Of the big three, baseball would probably be the easiest to throw as the head honcho. My hunch says the LSU game wasn't the first time something wonky happened at the betting sites. The short time between the lines getting pulled and the firing tells me the authorities were already watching. And dumbfuck may be looking at some federal time to end his career.
  5. Matt Damon looks weird with no hair.
  6. Just tell the kids you don't negotiate with kidnappers and they're on their own.
  7. Your Honor, the man took all kinds of drugs. It's obvious my client had to stab him to death and leave him to die in the street.
  8. I would be absolutely flabbergasted at anything untoward coming out of Tuscaloosa.
  9. I hope you at least enjoyed learning about Mrs. Jonas. She Googles good. And yes, if you had to Google Jon Bon Jovi and Pitbull you are very old, and very out of touch.
  10. I think you got pranked. Hopefully, Madame Luicci won't press charges.
  11. No. I have no memory of this and it's really fucking cruel to suggest such a thing ever occurred.
  12. Ignoring G6 at home. Their experience made it a series, but Kings take it today. Every era ends.
  13. Pretty sure Augie was also sleeping during these years.
  14. I know with absolute certainty that next year's team won't have a ceiling higher than winning it all.
  15. Pretty obvious it's you, sunshine. I'm not wasting a second with you as you already know you're a miserable person that wallows in misery. It's unfortunate, but I can understand given our common mental background. But you continually seek the misery, you continually engage with others with hostility to produce misery. Message boards are fun and entertaining. Sports are fun and entertaining. None of it impacts one bit in how you feel in life except for what you allow. You're miserable about Texas basketball because you choose to be miserable. You have nothing to do with the players, the staff, or the program. You're not an employee, you have no financial stake, there is not a single reason to be so overwhelmingly emotional about something that you have absolutely zero control over. If Texas follows up an EE year with a losing record and doesn't make the CBI, the misery it brings in your life is equal to the exact amount that you create in your own head. Texas/RT is not responsible for your happiness, you are.
  16. Great show that was really finding it's footing when it got the axe. Another victim of legacy network cowardice.
  17. Sigh. One month and two days since Texas basketball was in the Elite Eight. Hope you miserables had at least a ray of sunshine hit your ass for a moment.
  18. That's Amy Adams Cunt, satan spawn of Bud. Fuck her, fuck her hat, fuck the Titans, and fuck Hendan Hooker Will Levis.
  19. Say what you will about TC's beliefs (at least it's an ethos), but you gotta give props to a guy that can take himself so seriously while also not taking himself seriously at all. Jump to 7:40 to skip the set-up.
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