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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Premiere at ATX TV Fest on 6/1, streaming some time thereafter. Better get started on the rewatch, I reckon. Been more than a month of Sundays since last time i laid eyes on them folks. Maybe old Dewey will have a better time of it this go round, bless his heart.
  2. It's a gastric condition and you should try to be more understanding.
  3. Previously, John Krasinski played Reed Richards in Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, but he has since indicated that it was always intended as a one-off after fans called for his casting for several years.
  4. Shota was on TOC so my have been a schedule thing.
  5. Probably best they turn it off. Might discover "that" is more like "this" than they've been (mis)led to believe. Also true "that" can be very contagious if you don't watch out. I watched an episode of We Are Who We Are the other day and was compelled to put a dick in my mouth. Dang agenda tricked me again!
  6. Herpa Derpa

    49-0

    This. 2005 all the way. Like South Austin said, there was a charged belief that morning of wanting to end the skid, but also knowing the team was special. When it became apparent that Texas was finally the team that came to fuck, and OU was the one intimidated who had no answer, the cathartic release was immeasurable. The VY to Pittman long td in the 2nd quarter was like watching a bully get dropped with one punch. The second half was absolute jubilation in knowing the path back to LA was clear. 49-0 was fun and memorable. 45-12 was orgasmic and Holy.
  7. You know what they say about arguing with a fool? You ain't gonna win a battle of nitwits when the other side lives in idiocy.
  8. He has a pocket full of horses, fucks the shit out of bears. He threw a knife into heaven, and can kill with a stare. He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky. Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why. Six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton. Opponents beware, opponents beware. He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
  9. What if I told you they were waiting and the post-announcement answer is our now.
  10. How does Austin rate in this comparison? You want the visit, but more importantly, you want the last visit.
  11. He just said his kid you sexist/homophobic pig. The kid might prefer HunkOMania at Rio.
  12. If Surly were a room, he wouldn't be wrong.
  13. Billions violently revolt when the shelves are bare and the reply is to be more virtuous and consider their diet. Sheeple don't consider the virtue of a Victory Garden when baby ain't got no supper. As a fellow prick, I do appreciate the fat shaming sprinkled on top of the condescension though. The world hit 1 billion in 1804. Took 130 years to double that. Then just 44 years to reach 4 billion. Hit 8 billion last year and will be topping 10 billion within the next 36 years. That's taking however many thousands upon thousands of years to reach 1 billion, but just 250 years to reach 10x that amount. 10,000,000,000 open mouths. People who argue that the farming norms of the first 12,000 years are still applicable and useful in the very near future are incapable of participating in a rational discussion of the issues. Or they truly don't mind to watch billions die so they can feel intellectually superior in their moral absolutism.
  14. down low gone wrong? Married dude comes back to clear up loose ends after moving to the absolute other end of the country. Doubtful it was for anything business related as tech bro wouldn't need actual presence in the city to do that, so a personal agenda more likely the reason for the visit. Dinner, break-up, car ride, fight ensues, passions flare, knife cuts. If something like that, it's a story as old as time.
  15. You have Hunter get the descriptions from the chef while they make the dish and then the Pardo reads the chef's words. Cuts Simon/Justin and gives Hunter something productive to do with his life. Two birds.
  16. At the moment. Petrino has been around long enough to know the power players will come to him after the first Jimbo in-season fuck up and initiate the conversation. He literally doesn't have to lift a finger and he's next in line.
  17. Sonof36, duh. And tomorrow, a different poster can hold to the aggy code and honestly say "we've all read that Bobby is #1 game day OC in the biz". It's not a lie if you believe it.
  18. He wasn't. Per Craig there was a delay due to an issue with the softball field video.
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