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luke duke

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  1. Perhaps you can coerce a sugar baby to make the trip with you. Plenty of roadhead opportunities.
  2. John Mueller Meat Company
  3. Reverse sear is the way to go.
  4. Not the best pic… Prime Tomahawk Ribeye Also seen at Costco the other day
  5. Does she drive an ‘84 LeBaron?
  6. Your wife probably took the batteries out the last time her vibrator died.
  7. I don’t think cows do it for him anymore, he’s moved up to hippos.
  8. I’d suggest growing a pair and taking the quickest route. If she bitches about it you should suggest that the alternative is to drop you off at IAH and she can pick you up in New Orleans in about 5 hours.
  9. What did it look like before you ate it?
  10. I’d rather skip a meal than go to IHOP.
  11. https://www.florestortillas.com They’re pretty proud of them, but they’re always out of stock.
  12. Apparently there’s a White Lives Matter event (aka - Klan rally) in town that day.
  13. I don’t spend any money on fireworks, however my best friend spends $5K+/year. They’re delivered a couple of days in advance via 18-wheeler. Usually about 3 pallets worth.
  14. That’s two things.
  15. You need to invest in the Discount Tire warranty.
  16. Get a couple of these https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/key-coffee-grinder-by-weber-workshops
  17. “From the outside you can’t understand it and from the inside you can’t explain it.”
  18. luke duke replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I didn’t know you had a Chinese wife. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding
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