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luke duke

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  1. TP, not the kind that Neanderthals wipe their ass with.
  2. I’ve got a few email addresses for sale on my domain: clownpenis.fart harrysnatch69@clownpenis.fart dpqueen@clownpenis.fart lotlizard@clownpenis.fart MIA’sNeighbor@clownpenis.fart SouthAustin’sMom@clownpenis.fart Let me know which one she wants.
  3. Sounds like a commune, you fucking hippy. I wish I had a place like that.
  4. Replace it with a GFCI. Current code requires kitchen and bathroom outlets to be GFCI.
  5. The lot lizards can help with that.
  6. She does anal all the time, so that wouldn’t have been different to her.
  7. Never heard of a pizza porta potty. Looks interesting.
  8. I’m not sure if I’ve ever ordered anything but the largest pizza available.
  9. You don’t want to allow your grey/black water to just drain freely into the septic tank. Keep your valves closed until you’re ready to dump. If you leave your black water valve open then all of the piss drains while all of the shit and TP stay behind. If you leave your grey water valve open then you have nothing to flush your shit and piss out of your drain hose.
  10. Sometimes you have to let your wife or kid help you with a project even though you know that you’ll have to go back and redo everything they touched. For your kids, you hope that it is a nice bonding moment and perhaps they will learn something. For your wife, you know that you won’t get laid for a while if you tell her to go away because she’ll fuck everything up.
  11. He’d probably have to think of South Austin’s dad to make it through that one.
  12. Are you looking for our permission to call your place a ranch?
  13. Putt has already claimed the camera facing the shitter.
  14. I only had unprotected sex with Haitian hookers once a week. There’s no way I could have gotten AIDS.
  15. My BIL used to do this when he first started dating my sister. After my sister relentlessly made fun of him, he has stopped.
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