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luke duke

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  1. What kind of Honda? Unless it’s an SUV, even a small bottle jack may be too tall. A 2’ piece of 2x6 probably would have solved your problem. Did you put the jack in the right spot? Usually there’s a notch that will help prevent the jack from twisting.
  2. You could have saved a few bucks and had the jumper cables do double duty.
  3. Who was the poster that had an Aussie chick tell him to “chuck it in me dumpa”?
  4. You can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning.
  5. If stupidity had direct and immediate consequences this country wouldn’t be in the shape that it’s in right now.
  6. Does your grandmother know that you stole her plates?
  7. I’ve never heard someone refer to testicles as Chucky’s.
  8. Sorry about your small penis.
  9. Posted by a right-wing, bible-beater that I used to know. Half of his Facebook posts contain a scripture quote. He has no clue.
  10. Well your mom ate the rice out of my asshole for breakfast this morning.
  11. That reminds me... my kid’s birthday is coming up.
  12. Some of my wife’s family lives in a shitty town that probably wouldn’t exist anymore if it weren’t in the interstate. Her uncle is a truck driver, aunt hasn’t worked in 20+ years, two kids work a week or two every few months at the Stop & Rob. I’m pretty sure there’s some government assistance involved and all they do is bitch on Facebook about them stoopid liburls or whatever small town drama is going on at the moment. They have absolutely no desire to improve their situation in life.
  13. You talk funny and your shits all retarded
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