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luke duke

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  1. Ok, Larry.
  2. Sorry, my baby batter ain’t cheap. https://nypost.com/2019/05/03/sperm-is-the-hot-new-wrinkle-treatment-celebrity-facialist/
  3. Sure took you a while to graduate. Must have gotten a bit awkward when you were older than your teachers.
  4. A lump sum payment to relinquish rights has also been known to work.
  5. I’m assuming that bio-mom doesn’t pay child support. If that’s the case, Dad should let her know that she can relinquish parental rights and keep it that way.
  6. Perhaps you can coerce a sugar baby to make the trip with you. Plenty of roadhead opportunities.
  7. John Mueller Meat Company
  8. Reverse sear is the way to go.
  9. Not the best pic… Prime Tomahawk Ribeye Also seen at Costco the other day
  10. Does she drive an ‘84 LeBaron?
  11. Your wife probably took the batteries out the last time her vibrator died.
  12. I don’t think cows do it for him anymore, he’s moved up to hippos.
  13. I’d suggest growing a pair and taking the quickest route. If she bitches about it you should suggest that the alternative is to drop you off at IAH and she can pick you up in New Orleans in about 5 hours.
  14. What did it look like before you ate it?
  15. I’d rather skip a meal than go to IHOP.
  16. https://www.florestortillas.com They’re pretty proud of them, but they’re always out of stock.
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