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luke duke

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  1. I think you qualify as an Oklahoma millionaire.
  2. Throw the machine in the trash. Tell your wife you lent it out to some guy that you hardly see. Put something useful in its place in the pantry. She’ll forget all about it.
  3. Do they also sell TP for my bunghole?
  4. Double up Ina Gardten’s Beef Bourguignon recipe. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/beef-bourguignon-recipe-1942045
  5. FIFY
  6. Why would anyone put their purse in the sink? It’s also missing the round bar of soap that’s normally in there.
  7. ROFLBOX, do you ever have a normal vehicle experience?
  8. Small world. R & T live down the street from me
  9. Last slice of breakfast pizza that I made this morning. -Homemade crust -Cream gravy -Cheese -Tots -Bacon -Sausage -More cheese -Hot sauce (not shown)
  10. You sound like an asshole.
  11. I’ve seen how that scene ends. Needs a Brazzers logo.
  12. What kind of moron chooses to spend his weekend in Brenham?
  13. Now that you’ve experienced both you can cancel your trip! How’s that for saving some money!
  14. Yes you do, you just don’t know it because you’ve never used a longer knife.
  15. Get a bigger cutting board and a longer knife.
  16. luke duke

    Coach Strong?

    Does anyone know if he’s OK?
  17. You just described all of your posts.
  18. Agreed!
  19. The gas company owns everything up to and including the meter regardless of the meter location.
  20. You’re responsible for everything downstream of your meter. If they want $1/mo for coverage sign up. If they want $25/mo for coverage then shit in an envelope and send it back to them.
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