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luke duke

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  1. In what universe does a properly cooked steak sit on one’s plate long enough to cool off?
  2. I’ll write you a letter for $4995. I’ll write you a sternly worded letter for $9995.
  3. How else is he supposed to stay warm?
  4. Those beef prices are high. Those non-beef prices are criminal.
  5. It looks like you’ve already lost your balls if you let her put that on your nightstand.
  6. Is that the female version of dickbutt?
  7. They are wrapping the point because that’s the end facing the fire, they’re cooking hot and fast and not wrapping. That will be $9.95.
  8. Did you try and deduct your sugar babies as a business expense?
  9. Is that like a Dubai port-a-potty?
  10. That first brisket looks a little dry
  11. What frequency to make Dickbutt?
  12. You’re such a great son.
  13. Yes, one is pasteurized and the other isn’t.
  14. Call me if you need anything.
  15. Your boyfriend is going to love it too.
  16. Thanks for sharing the name of the place in Richardson.
  17. Thanks for sharing the name of the place in Richardson.
  18. Don’t break a hip.
  19. Did you also buy the red sweatpants?
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