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luke duke

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  1. I guess this model is to be avoided.
  2. Your laptop is probably under warranty if it’s leased from Dell. https://www.dell.com/support/home/en-us?app=warranty Or you can get a USB Bluetooth adapter. https://a.co/d/fLPqmz7 Or you can just bitch about it.
  3. Two pork bellies. About 13lbs total. Cured for 2 weeks. Smoked to 150 Sliced up. I used an undersized & underpowered deli slicer for one slab and cut the 2nd one by hand Vacuum sealed and ready for the freezer
  4. @hornian will pay a big premium for a 25 yo RV. Is there a blender built into the counter?
  5. Who’s girlfriend was drinking Malibu?
  6. If you can dodge a dick you can dodge a ball!
  7. Who’s in? @immamac will buy the first $10,000 worth of beer and food.
  8. The truck is for sale now if anyone’s wife needs an indestructible vehicle.
  9. That would be my wife: I’m in a meeting and my wife is blowing my phone up with texts and calls, so I step out to call her back. Me: Is everything OK? Wife: I ran over a cone and now I’m dragging it under the car and everyone is staring at me. Me: Drive it so two wheels are up on the curb and pull the cone out Wife: OK, bye I walk back into the meeting and remember that she was driving my truck with a 4” lift that day and I’m wondering how in the hell a cone could get stuck under it. Then she sends me this, declaring victory over the “cone”: I’m surprised there wasn’t a construction worker mangled in the grill when I got home.
  10. Just hide it before you start cooking. Sorry, we’re out…you’ll just have to eat it like a normal person.
  11. dp
  12. I made a shirt for your trip.
  13. Everything is really high. I’ve been getting quotes for $30-40K for a small bathroom. It involves some framing and moving all of the plumbing, but it’s pier and beam.
  14. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale.
  15. They all adore him.
  16. Seen in the wild today
  17. I doubt they have time to post anymore since they’re neck deep in chess groupie pussy.
  18. I doubt too many junkyards have vehicles from the 80s.
  19. Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  20. That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  21. How was the Diet Coke?
  22. At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
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