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luke duke

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Everything posted by luke duke

  1. I doubt they have time to post anymore since they’re neck deep in chess groupie pussy.
  2. I doubt too many junkyards have vehicles from the 80s.
  3. Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  4. That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  5. At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
  6. You’re welcome https://a.co/c2OKUV6
  7. CJK5H
  8. https://www.tdi.texas.gov/news/2022/dwc08232022.html
  9. Did you forget how to speak English again? ¿Que?
  10. I don’t cook anything but slabs of bacon below 275. I’m usually over 300. A couple of months ago I may have been over-served at a neighbor’s house and promised to bring a brisket over for dinner the following night. My wife woke me up at about 10:15 the next morning and reminded me about the brisket. It was on by 11 and done at 4:30. The ribs and chicken were done at exactly 5:30. I sliced everything and we were over there at 6:00 sharp. Perfecto
  11. I picked up a nice strip from Midland Meat Market. I highly recommend stopping by if you ever have the misfortune of being in Midland. Cooked in a 275deg oven and then seared on the grill. I normally reverse sear at a lower temp, but I was hungry.
  12. So how did the Lemon Party turn out?
  13. Good ol’ Mickey Mantle.
  14. I believe that Slump Buster is the preferred nomenclature.
  15. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08N4RSNV3/
  16. You want to buy another pit from me that you’re not going to use?
  17. Did you ever even use the pit that I sold you 10 years ago?
  18. luke duke replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
    Do they make an optional attachment that will let me hook it up to a 5gal water jug?
  19. Probably Katy. I hear she got $172 for Hornfans.
  20. You’re goddam right! Maybe I can start wearing my asbestos winter coat and snort some lines of talcum powder like my grandpa did! I hear that lead paint chips are quite tasty too. Maybe I’ll start putting those in Junior’s lunch this year.
  21. Are you on the market?
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