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luke duke

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  1. Who’s girlfriend was drinking Malibu?
  2. If you can dodge a dick you can dodge a ball!
  3. Who’s in? @immamac will buy the first $10,000 worth of beer and food.
  4. The truck is for sale now if anyone’s wife needs an indestructible vehicle.
  5. That would be my wife: I’m in a meeting and my wife is blowing my phone up with texts and calls, so I step out to call her back. Me: Is everything OK? Wife: I ran over a cone and now I’m dragging it under the car and everyone is staring at me. Me: Drive it so two wheels are up on the curb and pull the cone out Wife: OK, bye I walk back into the meeting and remember that she was driving my truck with a 4” lift that day and I’m wondering how in the hell a cone could get stuck under it. Then she sends me this, declaring victory over the “cone”: I’m surprised there wasn’t a construction worker mangled in the grill when I got home.
  6. Just hide it before you start cooking. Sorry, we’re out…you’ll just have to eat it like a normal person.
  7. dp
  8. I made a shirt for your trip.
  9. Everything is really high. I’ve been getting quotes for $30-40K for a small bathroom. It involves some framing and moving all of the plumbing, but it’s pier and beam.
  10. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale. I would think that the vehicles would be an easy sale.
  11. They all adore him.
  12. Seen in the wild today
  13. I doubt they have time to post anymore since they’re neck deep in chess groupie pussy.
  14. I doubt too many junkyards have vehicles from the 80s.
  15. Is your sister still single? Asking for 3putt.
  16. That’s why I order the extra spicy ones.
  17. How was the Diet Coke?
  18. At the beginning of this post I was ready to tell you to stop being a bitch and let your kid figure it out. By the end I was wondering why you hadn’t already set the girl’s house on fire and murdered her dog.
  19. You’re welcome https://a.co/c2OKUV6
  20. CJK5H
  21. https://www.tdi.texas.gov/news/2022/dwc08232022.html
  22. Did you forget how to speak English again? ¿Que?
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