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luke duke

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  1. [noCR] [/noCR]
  2. No new pic, but we’re up to one doctor visit, one cortisone injection, three prescriptions, four days of bitching and zero sexytime.
  3. I already got her some of that. Fortunately she isn’t blaming me, yet.
  4. Wife: I cleared out the vines in the backyard by your wood pile. Me: There’s a reason that I haven’t touched it. That’s poison ivy. Wife: No it isn’t, I know what poison ivy looks like. Me: OK 2 days later:
  5. Ask him to drop off some new plates next time.
  6. Not the first time he’s been told that.
  7. You may need an upsized gas line to support a large tankless water heater.
  8. I love what you’ve done with the place.
  9. The party can start.
  10. Just send the wife, you can stay in Ft Worth.
  11. http://leeharveys.com/ It's time to revive this tradition after a year off. The first folks typically arrive around 5 and stay until their wives make them return home. The food is good and the drinks are cold. Rumor has it that our aggy leader @immamac is going to cover the first $750 of the bar tab, so show up early before @mdmost wastes it on 30 buckets of Truly's.
  12. Cheap motherfuckers who don’t keep their shit in working order.
  13. Where did you put the rest of her body?
  14. I believe that reservations open up on Jan 1 and sell out immediately.
  15. I need to find a photo booth app for an event. I already have all of the hardware. Does anyone have an app that they like? All of the review sites appear to be bogus paid reviews, so they aren’t helpful. Cost shouldn’t be an issue.
  16. File Name 20210826.xls
  17. I think you qualify as an Oklahoma millionaire.
  18. Throw the machine in the trash. Tell your wife you lent it out to some guy that you hardly see. Put something useful in its place in the pantry. She’ll forget all about it.
  19. Do they also sell TP for my bunghole?
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