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luke duke

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  1. Going to Yellowstone in the summer with no plans means you are staying 50+ miles from a park entrance.
  2. His hands also smell like cabbage.
  3. Sounds like a douche to me.
  4. Show up to the class and find out.
  5. Apparently GoFundMe won’t let you donate $3.50, so I guess you get zero.
  6. I’m guessing that it’s 1/2” at most.
  7. Might I suggest cleaning the bird shit off of the table before serving your guests?
  8. @bigcigar https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/for/d/denton-klose-custom-bbq-smoker/7329119432.html
  9. Bluetooth is the way to go. Get a cheap Amazon tablet or an old cell phone to play your music so you can go in and out of your house without losing the signal.
  10. Don’t be cheap. Get the good one. https://www.kitchenaid.com/countertop-appliances/commercial-products/commercial-stand-mixers/p.nsf-certified-commercial-series-8-qt-bowl-lift-stand-mixer.ksm8990dp.html?
  11. Ask your husband to get you an o-ring from the kit he should have in the garage. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R154Q38/
  12. People who are too poor to have a controller that takes care of this automatically.
  13. Wait! I’ve got a coupon for that.
  14. Didn’t PO1D ever teach you anything? You have to order in Spanish to unlock the secret menu.
  15. (South Austin’s) Mom?
  16. Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?
  17. Is this code for giving granny a cream pie?
  18. Hey asshole, I drink Miller Lite!
  19. Hide a Playboy in the woods near the campsite. He’ll want to go back every weekend. Finding porn in the woods is something that most of today’s youngsters will never get to experience.
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