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luke duke

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  1. https://www.thermoworks.com/shop/products/Cooking-Alarms Get the Dot or ChefAlarm
  2. How else are you going to play Duck Hunt?
  3. @NeverMarryAStripper’s real name is George?
  4. But do you get to have unlimited buttseks like you would in prison?
  5. I hope all of you think of me every time you take a shit.
  6. I laughed more at this picture than I did during the entire Kevin Hart comedy special on Netflix.
  7. You probably don’t want to click on this link at work. https://barrytributepage.com/
  8. You have to replace the sump pump every once in a while.
  9. Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
  10. I’ll sell you a smoked breasticle for $50. You have to pick it up in Dallas.
  11. McDonalds Clan. Probably Burger King too.
  12. I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
  13. Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.
  14. Great news!! I just found out that we won’t be visiting the in-laws this Thanksgiving. No boxed mashed potatoes and cans green beans this year.
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