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luke duke

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  1. I was in San Fran a couple of years after that hanging out with @Jive Turkey and met the old man. He was hanging out on a bar patio in a bathrobe.
  2. This the exact phrase that Vic uses to search all of the dating sites.
  3. Enjoy the lowest quality roof installed by the worst/cheapest roofer that the home owner can find.
  4. I was just about to post the exact same thing.
  5. I think that you could really make some good money by renting it out, but you need to differentiate yourself from the competition. You should brand your RV as the Mobile Lemon Party and get a nice vinyl wrap on it to advertise to potential customers. Your phone will be ringing off the hook in no time.
  6. He was really searching “Hot Carl” and the Google autopopulate feature saved him
  7. He was really searching “Hot Carl” and the Google autopopulate feature saved him
  8. Please tell me you get up at 7 or earlier when she pulls that shit.
  9. I’m thinking of booking an international trip in March (Spain & France) w/ miles. Am I crazy?
  10. It’s true. A stable genius told me so.
  11. You take the time to cook a nice steak and you serve it with white rice and frozen vegetables? At least make a wedge salet or some potatoes or sauté some mushrooms.
  12. Please take that plate and every one like it that you own and throw them in the trash.
  13. These thoughts will last about 2 months after the 2nd peak and then it’s business back as usual. People have a very short memory.
  14. You’re going to want to move that every day or two unless you want a nice yellow spot in your lawn.
  15. 50+% of my class got some sort of National Merit recognition.
  16. My wife tried to do that too and then finally got out of bed when my alarm went off and I got out of bed.
  17. A 740 isn’t bad, for a 7th grader.
  18. What kind of starter can I make with this? Saf Instant Yeast, 1 Pound Pouch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001CXUHW/
  19. What kind of starter can I make with this? Saf Instant Yeast, 1 Pound Pouch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0001CXUHW/
  20. This is the correct answer. Once I enabled Windows Defender and put Malwarebytes on my parents’ computer, they’ve managed not to fuck it up for the past several years. Before that I would have to wipe their hard drive once or twice a year because it was unusable with all the malware. They’re olds that click on every link they are sent.
  21. My wife gets an elbow and/or a knee in her back after her alarm goes off for 3 seconds. Don’t put up with that shit.
  22. Might as well. I don’t think you can get herpes twice.
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