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luke duke

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  1. That’s very helpful. Thank you.
  2. I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
  3. Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.
  4. Username checks out
  5. Great news!! I just found out that we won’t be visiting the in-laws this Thanksgiving. No boxed mashed potatoes and cans green beans this year.
  6. So much wrong with this post.
  7. Baptist’s created this “law” so they could have some deniability if they ran in to a fellow member of their congregation in the parking lot.
  8. It sounds like you are disappointed with the lack of sexual harassment.
  9. How much for the padded headboard? It might help with the wife’s headaches.
  10. Get one of these and report back. https://www.dryagerusa.com/
  11. @Steel Shank Here’s some spank bank material for you.
  12. There is a mother at my kids school and I would guess that her measurements are 36B-45-60. I am simultaneously fascinated and disgusted every time I see her. Unfortunately she is always at the pool. When she’s not at the pool, she’s wearing leggings.
  13. I think we’ve all been boned at one time or another for posting here.
  14. My thoughts as well. Hi.
  15. Season with some kosher salt. Don’t over do it. Then put as much coarse ground black pepper as you can get to stick. Don’t worry about the back side. Cook them at 300-350.
  16. I’ve had 3 UPS trucks make deliveries at my house today. 2 of them were about 30 sec apart.
  17. Like the Emoluments Clause?
  18. It's actually in McKinney. It retails for $1,000 + tax + propane tanks. I talked to the seller over the phone and she'll take $200. I was going to get it for myself, but I decided to keep my older Summit. https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/app/d/melissa-weber-genesis-ii-gas-grill/7209967984.html https://www.lowes.com/pd/Weber-Genesis-II-E-410-Black-4-Burner-Liquid-Propane-Gas-Grill/1000705638
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