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luke duke

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  1. She does anal all the time, so that wouldn’t have been different to her.
  2. Fuck off!
  3. Never heard of a pizza porta potty. Looks interesting.
  4. I’m not sure if I’ve ever ordered anything but the largest pizza available.
  5. You don’t want to allow your grey/black water to just drain freely into the septic tank. Keep your valves closed until you’re ready to dump. If you leave your black water valve open then all of the piss drains while all of the shit and TP stay behind. If you leave your grey water valve open then you have nothing to flush your shit and piss out of your drain hose.
  6. Sometimes you have to let your wife or kid help you with a project even though you know that you’ll have to go back and redo everything they touched. For your kids, you hope that it is a nice bonding moment and perhaps they will learn something. For your wife, you know that you won’t get laid for a while if you tell her to go away because she’ll fuck everything up.
  7. He’d probably have to think of South Austin’s dad to make it through that one.
  8. Are you looking for our permission to call your place a ranch?
  9. This is the correct answer
  10. Putt has already claimed the camera facing the shitter.
  11. In the biblical sense?
  12. I hate those assholes.
  13. Wasn’t me.
  14. I only had unprotected sex with Haitian hookers once a week. There’s no way I could have gotten AIDS.
  15. My BIL used to do this when he first started dating my sister. After my sister relentlessly made fun of him, he has stopped.
  16. Cast iron skillet or GTFO. All you oven assclowns probably have pellet smokers too.
  17. She sounds hot.
  18. A 27 hr rest is plenty.
  19. You should try to get it a little closer to the grass.
  20. Can anyone recommend a pair that can be connected to 2 or more devices simultaneously? I want to be connected to both my laptop and my phone at the same time and be able to answer whichever one rings. I’ve got a 3 yr old $20 pair of wired ones that can do this, but I can’t seem to find a wireless set that can do the same. I’d prefer to stay under $100.
  21. Any mister that doesn’t use a high pressure (~1000psi) pump is going to eventually drench you. You either need to pony up some dough or live with getting wet.
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