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luke duke

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  1. The Austin Rodeo Cookoff is on 3/6 & 3/7. 2007 thread 2008 thread 2009 thread 2010 thread 2011 thread 2012 thread We pussed out and didn't cook in 2013 and by “we” I mean my teammates. 2014 thread 2015 thread 2016 thread We pussed out and didn't cook in 2017 and by “we” I mean my teammates. 2018 thread We pussed out and didn't cook in 2019 and by “we” I mean my teammates. Due to the increasing frequency of my teammates not getting their act together, I decided to create a new team with a couple of friends and join up with with @paco, not because I like him but because he has a nice smoker. Come join us for beer, BBQ and the opportunity to draw on paco’s face with a sharpie after he passes out. Also, we need money. We are a tiny team compared to some of the other teams and we’ll still spend a few thousand for a bare bones operation. If you’ve ever been to my tent at the rodeo, been to my tailgate, been slightly amused by one of my posts, or just like seeing a couple of grown-ass men do what they love, consider sending us a few bucks via the link below. You can also PM me for a PayPal link. Any money sent will also be shared with paco’s team after I beat him in the competition. www.venmo.com/UTTG-Rodeo-2020 Here’s the current map. Paco’s team “Secondhand Smokers” has been moved to be next to me.
  2. Introduce her to @South Austin. He's looking to get married before Memorial Day.
  3. Yep, the only reason that I don’t mind a little travel is that I can use my own cards and keep the points that I can use with my family. If I couldn’t keep the points I wouldn’t go out in the field nearly as often.
  4. One post for each day of the shits?
  5. There are a surprising number of pussies on this thread.
  6. How many posts were there about it on Nextdoor?
  7. I watched that while damn video waiting for him to fall in the water. There are some great comments
  8. Here’s Blain’s brisket tutorial: https://youtu.be/-WA3sSaDi9k
  9. Here’s some videos that [mention=286]Champkind[/mention] put together [/url]
  10. I highly recommend going with dark meat. It’s cheaper and harder to fuck up.
  11. Do you have pit space for all 25 at the same time? Do you have cooler space to hold 25 briskets? Plan to have all of your briskets done and in a cooler 2-3 hrs before serving time. This gives you a buffer, it gives them time to rest and it gives you time/room to cook chicken. You need to teach more people how to cut brisket. Your hands will probably cramp up after the 1st brisket and you will slow way down. You don’t need to cut everything in advance unless you are sure that everything will go quickly. If you think that there will be leftovers or if food will be served for a few hours then leave a bunch of briskets uncut and cut them when reserves run low. Where is this event? I’ve done events that big several times. Two people can easily handle the cooking part. The part where you need help is the slicing & serving. Help with prep would be good too.
  12. Is it possible to go negative? Does that involve sucking your own dick?
  13. These are all for guests at your party: First to puke First couple to get in an argument Guest that isn’t invited back next year Who will ask the dumbest question
  14. Last week I went in our bathroom right before getting in bed and noticed that her phone was plugged in next to the sink, which was a first. Wife was already in bed. Me: Why is your phone in here and not on your nightstand? Her: I’m trying something new. I have a hard time going to sleep because I get distracted by my phone right before bed. Me: How about you just don’t pick up your phone? Her: *Looks at me like I’m an alien speaking a foreign language* Phone: *ding* (the timing was perfect) Her: Can you see who’s texting me? Me: No, I don’t want to interfere with your sleep. Her: Asshole (as she gets out of bed to check her phone) The phone has been charged on her nightstand ever since.
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