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luke duke

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  1. Looks good. You need to up your cutting board game.
  2. My kids (public) school needs donations for the auction. Where should I contact you for a bunch of free stuff?
  3. Just wait until you build up a callus. You’ll be upgrading to the Binford 2000 that doubles as a sinus cleanser.
  4. I reach out like I'm trying to hit the open button(<>), but I hit the close button instead (><).
  5. I never hold the elevator for anyone (unless its a smoking hot chick) and you're an asshole if you expect anyone to hold one for you.
  6. Somehow my friend convinced his wife to hire a smoking hot au pair. He's not the type to fool around on his wife, but the au pair is dating one of his 40 yr old friends so he gets to hear all about it and go to bed with blue balls every night.
  7. Mostly because they're good. Some of the reason is probably because they're one of those foods that almost no one makes themselves. It's always someone's grandmother and she only makes them around the holidays or when rent is due. So the scarcity of the homemade ones also helps too.
  8. @CHAD BRISCOE's sister gives $5 handjobs around back when the light is on. If you're short on cash an Allsup's burrito will do.
  9. I gave her a cock implant last night.
  10. https://www.dmagazine.com/frontburner/2020/01/mike-rhyner-leaves-the-ticket/
  11. The Gettysburg movie that came out in the early 90’s will always hold a special place in my heart. I was about 15 and I took my girlfriend to go see it at the Galleria. I think that I fingerbanged her for the entire 4+ hours of the movie.
  12. Definitely recommend the hard cover. Actually I recommend both a hard and soft cover, but if you must choose one, then go with the hard cover.
  13. Try the Harbor Freight knockoff. https://www.harborfreight.com/2000-watt-super-quiet-inverter-generator-62523.html
  14. I took the picture on Tuesday, so it was probably closer to 70.
  15. Any recommendations for a NYE party? Something that can be dispensed from a big jug. No garnish.
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