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Agent 13

Certifiably Surly
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  1. 2028 Olympic sport, no doubt.
  2. No, no, no. All he is saaaying, is give nard a chance.
  3. Ohhhhh, a Pifane! Well, damn, son. And IBM is in on the shenanigans? I'm heartbroken. I'll need a lot of nard oil to get over this.
  4. If you ever have anyone ask you "what is this surlyhorns.com all about?" just point them to posts 1565-1568 of this thread.
  5. Does the kitty Kat thing come with some kind of cover so my balls don't get skewered?
  6. And delicious nectarines!
  7. I've been waiting for this reaction. Quite overdue indeed.
  8. I think I figured it out. She has somehow found a way to invest in this public place. People will now go there in droves wondering how this moron managed to get lost. Profit! Or, she's just stupid. I dunno.
  9. Do we really know for sure that this guy is crazy?
  10. Triple A baseball playing tonight. Walking distance, nice new stadium.
  11. What is your current educational background?
  12. Those street wursts are delicious. I'd get one every time, too.
  13. Happy to report that this was heroically saved from the Notre Dame fire.
  14. Another vote for California coast starting in SF. Take a coat for after sun goes down if you're anywhere near water.
  15. Does third worst equate to the best of three turds?
  16. Four? Dude with hands up the whole time should not count.
  17. Did they have to put the truck down after that?
  18. Yeah, right. Earth revolving around the sun. Heretic!
  19. Reeeeally now. NTTAWWT.
  20. Well, now you've done it. Expect a SWAT team very soon. Make sure you don't have a dog.
  21. Sounded like a lot of Laker fans there.
  22. Did USC get an assist?
  23. Agent 13

    Super Bowl LIII

    Please get a safety. Please get a safety.
  24. Agent 13

    Super Bowl LIII

    And half of Russell Wilson?
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