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Tex Pete

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  1. Took a shit in his mouth and made him eat it.
  2. Early on, he wanted to go to LSU, but they already had a commitment in his class. Interest blew up after he went to camps and most everyone already had their QBs in their class. He did win a state championship…because his team was insanely talented. He was just a point guard. Not a particularly dynamic player.
  3. And shot lightning bolts from his arse.
  4. I forgot what thread this even was. RIP to Norman. A good dog is a good dog. It’s always sad to see a good dog leave this world.
  5. I bet Olin has paid to watch dozens of dudes fuck his wife over the years. Ol’ Tic Tac Buchanan
  6. Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping.
  7. "I hope I can make it to halftime. I'm about to pass out. I need to eat a whole cheesecake and wash it down with some YooHoo!"
  8. They want so desperately to be liked. They are the self-proclaimed greatest fans in all of sport. These "greatest fans" are the worst hosting fans I have ever witnessed, and always viciously turn on their starting QBs. In this case, it didn't take a full game into a new season with a new coach to do so.
  9. Narrator: That wasn’t air.
  10. Keep that bullshit off this thread. Why the fuck do you keep doing this?!
  11. Loochie took up the mantle from that drug-addled lunatic Branding Iron 13-0. Like a rented mule.
  12. They also pipe in noise. Just FYI.
  13. They keep saying they can hire an expensive coach with a huge contract. Except they can’t. They did that, paid him for years of nothing, and they’re broke. Most of them seem to forget that.
  14. Why would they? They’re not allowed to report anything about practice or share anything that they have heard. Loochie has even told the morons that he knows a lot he can’t tell. Anyone who pays him money has no one to blame but himself for knowingly paying for nothing. Texags has become like Seinfeld: a site about nothing. Except everyone who works at Texags still recruits for their team.
  15. Weigman was not “sick.” That’s a guy playing in his first full game in a year in the heat. He was puking up his Powerade. Same thing happens every first hard workout after time off. We used to have guys lined up puking in garbage cans after the first PT of the offseason. It meant they weren’t ready. Weigman wasn’t ready. But sure, “sick.” That’s the ticket. This team can still make the playoff. Yeah, that’s it.
  16. Poooooooor aggies.
  17. I like small towns. And I think College Station is as dull a place as I have ever been.I have never had a good time there. Even after a Horns win, I leave CS regretting the trip. I guess if you like hanging around goobers, it’s Mecca.
  18. I think they play Boomer Sooner in response to playing Toby Keith. And in response to a TD. Or first down. Or a play run. Or someone farting. Or…
  19. To be fair, the Charlie Strong years were so bad that I tried to forget most of our players. And that I had season tickets, that we had a football team, that the stadium is in Austin, what we were talking about...
  20. "That's Herbie Hancock..."
  21. Mack Brown must be a strategic consultant.
  22. He'll just redshirt for a game.
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