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  1. Being attacked by a GSD trained to attack is near the bottom of how I want to go. A great whit shark would be quicker. You’re dead in a couple of seconds. A GSD would take a minute or two.
  2. I’ve always thought the shopping mall would be my choice in such a situation. Get a little distance at the last minute, blast up to the 3rd level of the parking garage, park by the mall entrance, and disappear into the crowd.
  3. Weak ending.
  4. Not a lot of traffic on 101 this afternoon.
  5. Wordle 760 4/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 541 4️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #544 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 19 Letters: A D E S Q R U My score: 307 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌺 🏵 🌷 💐 🌻 🌼 🌸 💮 🌹 🌺 🏵 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  6. I assume there is some sarcasm here. If you are actually Matt, go fuck yourself with a double-sided dildo.
  7. We were friends in college. I’m ashamed of that.
  8. I paid cash for it, which back then was like $6k. Mowed a lot of lawns and was a wise baseball card collector. It was that or a Jeep. More potential for an accident with the Mustang. More potential for bodily injury with the Jeep. If I could go back in time and be my parents, I would’ve told me to keep my money and bought me a gently used Honda Civic.
  9. We have a mutual friend who had to interrupt his parents 25th anniversary trip to Tahiti because his 16 year old brother, who got to come hang out with him for a week while his parents were out of town, got a beer bottle cracked over his head, and needed parental authorization to put staples in his skull. Most uncomfortable phone call I have ever seen..
  10. I’m pretty sure we were all exceptional dumbasses at 17. I expressed my dumbassery by flipping a Mustang. I’m sure you found a way to express yours. Walking to a 7-11 and calling your parents from the pay phone to tell them your car is upside down in the middle of the road is a rite of passage the kids of today will not get to experience. And it’s the walk that was the rite of passage. 5 minutes probably. Thinking about having to make the call, what you are going to say, what kind of bullshit can I come up with that could possibly explain that this was just some unfortunate turn of events beyond my control. That night they were relieved that me and my friend both walked away relatively unharmed. The next morning was a little different.
  11. Or you can punch the accelerator, lose control of the car, and be upside down when it finally comes to rest. 17 year old me learned that lesson the hard way.
  12. This thread has become unreadable.
  13. He’s locked in. We aren’t changing shit at this point. They still pay for two dedicated landlines, because he needs a dedicated fax machine once or twice per year. It is what it is, and I’ve quit trying to change it. Him pissing $100 of my inheritance down the toilet ever month is preferable to me having to teach him how to be a functional human.
  14. Wordle 759 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 540 5️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #543 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 18 Letters: C D G E I L N My score: 298 points My longest word: 9 letters 🏵 💮 🌹 🌺 🌻 🌼 🌷 🌸 💐 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  15. My dad’s largest monthly expense is printer cartridges. He goes through them faster than a small business with 10 employees.
  16. I get an email twice a week about what Clay Travis just tweeted. I am not the target market for that. It’s completely intentional.
  17. My mom’s phone “broke” and in the process of fixing it I discovered she had 135 tabs open.
  18. When I worked in an office I wore one every day. Working from home I wear one whenever we do anything sociable. It used to feel weird to not have a watch on, now it feels weird to have one on.
  19. I do the same when I’m going through Waco.
  20. Tourist trap in a southern state is a bad combo for airport behavior.
  21. Wordle 758 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 539 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #542 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr New personal record here Blossom Puzzle, July 17 Letters: C E I O N S T My score: 429 points My longest word: 15 letters 💮 💐 🌼 🏵 🌷 🌹 🌻 🌸 🌺 💮 💐 🌼 🏵 🌷 🌹 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  22. I’ll take 45 over 100. I’ll take 100 over 10 though. I would rather sweat than shiver.
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