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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Someone hurry to Costco so we can secure that Kirkland Signature.
  2. I think we should have them deal drugs. Holding, but getting away with it, is key.
  3. Jumbo’s history of living by the rules and establishing a culture around him that enforces an upstanding lifestyle will have their recruiting efforts hindered by this clear occurrence of meddling by the secret Longhorn-Saban cabal. Saban’s wife is a known Austin real estate mogul.
  4. Coach Fisher told me Haynes King is a lil bitch who sux
  5. wElL AcKShuAlLy
  6. Sydir house rules
  7. FUCK YEEEEEEEAH KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  8. Sooooooo 10-1 today, then, lads? LFG
  9. Surprised to see us that high, and since our running game was dogshit (maybe 32nd in league?! Can’t remember) it’s obviously due to effective passing game. Not sold on Mills yet but his high efficiency and low turnover rate (first quarter very bad but last 3/4 of season was a great TO ratio) clearly have a great effect on the most important part of the field. TE group should continue to improve which can only help this stat.
  10. I’d like to buy a vowel
  11. Pitching. Pitching. Pitching. This team is badass. And, good for Breggy!
  12. Hopefully it’s ‘personally signed’ by someone else.
  13. The more the term “at least a year” gets mentioned by Rappaport & Company, the more that seems like it’ll be the case for his suspension. Not rooting for it one way or another, but if that happens, he will have lost two prime years of his career, bringing his career total yardage down by as much as 7k or 8k, and career TDs down by 60 or 70. Not small numbers. And he lost time to injury already. Yikes.
  14. What’s beyond ‘priapism’ is really all I need to know.
  15. We’re going to have a wonderful problem on our hands when McCullers returns. Nice to see Rake back as well, I think he’ll be CF for a while, kids a stud.
  16. Suggesting a no hitter shouldn’t be celebrated is the equivalent to having never lived in New York but rooting for the Yankees. So, that’s strike two.
  17. Even the ancient Romans understood the importance of the Arch. 🤘🤘🤘
  18. Is that like when you make a 5 cum twice
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