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The Earl of Texas

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  1. What’s beyond ‘priapism’ is really all I need to know.
  2. We’re going to have a wonderful problem on our hands when McCullers returns. Nice to see Rake back as well, I think he’ll be CF for a while, kids a stud.
  3. Suggesting a no hitter shouldn’t be celebrated is the equivalent to having never lived in New York but rooting for the Yankees. So, that’s strike two.
  4. Even the ancient Romans understood the importance of the Arch. 🤘🤘🤘
  5. Is that like when you make a 5 cum twice
  6. Today is the day Yordon Corleone settles all family business.
  7. Doesn’t hurt Shaggy 1%ers like me who are flush with Best Buy coupons and elite yard sale finds, but for most people, cutting fat checks hurts as much, and punishes as much, as other relative judicial punitive action. Watson may be getting off easy (teehee!) because he has lots of cash but I doubt he’s shrugging it off. This is going to be expensive.
  8. Baseball can be a beautifully simple sport. We need big improvement in pitching, we need hitters to step up big to replace Ivan and become more dangerous from top to bottom of the lineup. Whats complicated is actually solving those problems. I like Pierce, putting my trust in him to work it out. We don’t need a bunch of transfers, but we need some Antico-level magic in at least one of them.
  9. If you had told me at the very beginning of the season that we would make Omaha, I would’ve taken it for granted. After seeing who this team really was, I’m very happy with Omaha, even if we performed poorly once there. Sometime we played like a top 8 team but most of the season we really didn’t. Well done to the guys to dig deep when in tough spots and overcome some major slumps. Proud of those guys. Horns up for a very entertaining season. 🤘🤘🤘
  10. Great ND pitching and some bad luck on hard hit balls, shit happens. Lets put aggy in their place and come back for revenge.
  11. Nothing has ever gone wrong with a Mater Dei commit. Pumped!
  12. ECU is better than some teams we will see in the Series. That was a damn good team we beat to punch the ticket. They lost three games in their last 24, two to us. I fear no one. Back to Omaha! 🤘
  13. She didn’t sue him, so maybe she liked the money/sex.
  14. IMO the Browns should get themselves a SurlyHorns username and roll with some of y’all’s “the first 23 women were all liars, so, why not #24?” approach.
  15. Because their slogan is not “We’re PRIMED” I give their social media department an F-
  16. This is the second time a search for God Gold and Glory started with Columbus.
  17. In my opinion, having an opportunity to play college football on scholarship IS a blessing, but to be BEYOND BLESSED is to be wealthy and not having to work.
  18. The all new Mitsubishi Diamonte goes 40ppg to 21ppg in less than 4.5 games
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