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Gil Bang

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  1. Mexicans are really good at beaching pangas in Del Mar.
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    Led Zeppelin

    the documentary is now available on Amazon Prime for 6 bucks. It's quite good. I, for one, had no idea how much Jimmy played a Tele.
  3. (I posted this elsewhere a few weeks back) The Dodgers have a few Japanese players, and when the did their recent clubhouse remodel, Japanese-style thrones were installed.
  4. The stupid cocksucker also played "Fortunate Son"
  5. It's time for the guy from Styx?
  6. Reddit says Ed Sheerin has a song on the F-1 movie soundtrack. with Meyer on guitar, Dave on drums.
  7. as far as AF-1 goes, this is an extremely low-hour plane, is it not? Major airlines and freight companies run these things for several hours a day...this thing goes unused for days/weeks at a time.
  8. Barnard P. Fife is the best sitcom character ever. George Costanza is in 2nd place.
  9. HAHA. Those people are completely gutted, and will likely cease-to-exist very soon. They won't be any help to you...at least not for 4 years or so.
  10. Me, working with an unmarried couple. They've got loan approval, and I start showing them houses in their price range. I show them one they like very much. I offer to buy them lunch. We're having lunch, and they decide to go forward with a full-price offer. I call the listing agent (a reputable agent that I know), and tell him that I will be forwarding an offer later that day. He tells me to expect a quick, affirmative response. So, I then give my buyers my standard speech...don't make any major transactions, don't run up your credit cards, don't change jobs, etc. Don't make your financial picture look even a tiny bit different than when the loan was approved. The man starts acting strangely. We part so I can get started on writing the offer. He calls me, and speaks in a very low voice. The fucking idiot had gone to a mall jewelry store and purchased an engagement ring for the woman, and had financed it. I called his lender, and the lender is livid. Fucking idiot got approved by the skin of his teeth, and now this purchase will torpedo his chance at closing the loan.
  11. the "rollover residence replacement" rule.
  12. yeah no lender "approval" is very different from closing. My last deal, the buyer worked for a small company. We got loan approval, released our loan contingency, and moved forward to our closing date. A "funding condition" was verification of buyer's employment on the day of funding. Turns out, the HR lady was out sick that day, and nobody else in the company had the authority to verify her employment, so we got delayed a couple days. Every loan I've seen gets an approval subject to "funding conditions".
  13. Phil's a good guy. If he needs pics of your wife's tits to verify that you are who you say you are, it's OK to send them over. It's standard procedure. (Phil, don't forget to PM me the tit pics)
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    Marty Stuart

    motherfucker looks like Steven Tyler's mic stand
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    Marty Stuart

    WTF is with this asshole and the scarves? He's a fucking Stevie Nicks wannabe?
  16. Sporkfoot knows Ossoff will take her anus. She's not running.
  17. just to clarify...the 500 threshold is "filing jointly".
  18. try the mortgage thread on business board
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