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Gil Bang

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  1. Ron with the lip-licking thing is so fucking weird.
  2. I was wondering. I didn't think the righteous ones in gomersville would tolerate a trans mascot.
  3. "This high school coach calls me...this big tough coach out of central casting...and he's crying."
  4. no cloak room, but I remember how Obama aged in office. Maybe it's crazy to compare a football coach to POTUS, but both are high-pressure jobs. One just has greater consequences than the other. The other pays much better.
  5. When Bobby Ross was HC of the Chargers, he slept in his office 3 or 4 nights a week during the season. His wife would bring him dinner and he'd spend 30 minutes or so with her.
  6. how long was the driver feeling a vibration before the tire came off? Fucking morons.
  7. Fuck that; I'm sucking every dick in sight. Wait, what?
  8. "...nipples like little rocks"
  9. Liberty's schedule is softer than Jerry Jr's pecker when his wife isn't fucking a young cuban boy.
  10. It's important to consider that Portnoy is a fucking cunt and nothing he says matters.
  11. meh. Tony Gwinn dipped all the time and he's...(checks googles) Dead?
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