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Gil Bang

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  1. Mr. Calm lawyer is thinking about the vacation home he's buying with his cut of Lindell's money.
  2. FIFY. Sorry, but he won't live forever, and this thread will get bumped someday soon for a shitty reason.
  3. bumping this, because I'd rather discuss a badass while he's alive, than eulogize him when he's gone.
  4. His terms were "cash only", and a shitton of it.
  5. wasn't that the "pay it forward" version of Derka?
  6. Tapa hates cheating cocksuckers.
  7. Update from my post a few weeks back: Closing tomorrow with the windowpeeker. She wired her funds today, and nothing is left but for title to put a bow on this mofo tomorrow morning. It's not a big commission by SoCal standards, but it's a check that I expect to clear the bank, and I'm always grateful to close a deal. Client is happy, I'm happy.
  8. By tomorrow, the interwebs will be filled with gravy seals destroying their own expensive safes by various means...but mostly with fertilizer and diesel fuel.
  9. Tom was previously at Kadena for 4 years, so he's very familiar and has friends there. He got married there, and we went to the wedding. It's a nice spot.
  10. Kris taught literature at West Point. Wait until "Coach" hears about that. Fucking West Point was woke in the 60's.
  11. that fucking latest Adam Sandler Bat Mitzvah is the biggest piece of fucking shit this side of a Christopher Nolan movie, and it's ratings were stupid high. I knew something was up.
  12. #209 Posted 9 minutes ago Not really sure how you thought or think I am disparaging ANYONE that chooses to join the military. where the fuck did that come from?
  13. Counterpoint: unemployment is very low in this country. Lots of young folks, like my son, join because they want to serve their country. But, lots also join because it's the best job that they have any hope of getting. A couple grand a month, 3 meals a day, and a roof over your head looks pretty good to somebody from an economically depressed area. And, as much complaining as there is about military housing, for some folks, military housing is the nicest house that they've ever lived in
  14. Shit, Private Eyes can get a video of him assfucking an underage towel boy, and he'll still beat Doug Jones by 30 points because Alabama is a state filled with assholes.
  15. I've never had gay sex, but if I did have gay sex, and I had it with Barack Obama, I'm guessing I would have called him "Barry" as most of his friends did.
  16. I remember when National Lampoon had "Children's letters to Penthouse Forum". "I'm no John C. Holmes, but my 2 1/2 weiner was at full attention..."
  17. The GF's son is Air National Guard, former active USAF. He's been in the Guard several years. His unit got called up and he's headed to Okinawa for 3 months. He's got a great job, and this is going to cost him a ton of dough. Meanwhile, my kid is heading to the sandbox at the end of the month.
  18. I was listening last week to a replay. They were in Miami and the boys were all walking to lunch or dinner or something. Ronnie and Wolfie were ahead of the others, and came upon a pile of dogshit. Ronnie predicted that JD would step in the dogshit. JD stepped in the dogshit. I laughed my ass off.
  19. I'm getting Nebraska shit too.
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