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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
I'd still love to have a reason to cut Joe Mixon, or maybe trade him for literally anything. Fuck that guy forever.
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Another year without a shart. But I turn 50 in a few days. And my favorite foods are Thai and Indian. 2026 is gonna be my year. I know it.
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The Trump Economy
Most people are stupid. You could tell them that their groceries will cost $50 more per week in 2026, but they're gonna get a $1,500 stimulus check, and they'd gladly agree. Also, the check will be because Trump and the GOP care about working people, and the higher grocery prices will be Biden's fault.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Nice throw. Now run the ball and the clock. Let me finish off this bag of peppermint bark in peace.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
And others are done in 12 seconds...
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Fat lady warming up
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Come on, defense, don't let these guys back into this thing.
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
Wait, is somebody gonna waste a draft pick on this guy, seriously? He's a smaller Johnny Manziel with an even worse attitude.
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Shooting at Brown University
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Mr. Shitident.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Cool, welcome to Dirty Pocket. I play rhythm guitar and piano. Let's go get some pussy.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
I'm gonna go ahead and claim "Dirty Pocket" as a band name. Any bass players here?
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Shooting at Brown University
This is insanity.
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Official Coach Sark Thread of Dominance—haters back off
We had two all-SEC linemen, and the other three were so bad that we couldn't even crack 4 ypc the whole year or give our quarterback more than 2 seconds until we already had 2 losses.
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Shooting at Brown University
It's just a shame that our Christian Founding Fathers guaranteed the right of all Americans to own military-grade assault weapons that didn't exist yet and also had the foresight to make sure that the Constitution couldn't be changed no matter what. Otherwise we might have to do something about this. Fortunately, we can't, so we don't even have to think about it.
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Louisiana HS team loses state championship game after victory formation penalty
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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RIP Peter Greene
Also played Redfoot in The Usual Suspects. RIP.
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Jabbar Juluke RB Coach Texas
1. It was. 2. Why would we be done on 12/13?
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Chelsea FC 2025-26: Where All Those 8-Year Contracts Start to Make Sense?
Cole with a clinical finish on a peach of an assist. Then a glaring miss. Shit. Need all three points today.
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Blue Blood Scandal Resumes
I mean, we were 3rd when I was in college in the late 90s. Or maybe 4th.
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Texas at UCONN- 7pm on FOX
It's ugly, but giys are fighting. They could've folded after those two threes and lost by 15.
- Texas at UCONN- 7pm on FOX
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Texas at UCONN- 7pm on FOX
Can't have a big 2nd half comeback if you don't shit the bed in the first half.
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Blue Blood Scandal Resumes
This is some dogshit trolling.
- Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
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