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TexArcher

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  1. This is the year. I can feel it in my subcockles.
  2. Michael Morales just obliterated Gilbert Burns. This kid is going to be a problem for everybody at 170. Ferocious, technical, and he looks like he's 200. Yikes.
  3. Trump's America: At least 1 dead in fertility center bombing in CA today. I expect this shit to steadily increase.
  4. I would 100% rather have Col. Jessup as President. At least he is honest about what he is.
  5. I know I should be desensitized to it by now, but it's still just bizarre to see a POTUS getting into childish name-calling fights in front of the entire world. Grow the fuck up, man.
  6. She's definitely in the top 750.
  7. So, he's going to raise taxes on the highest earners to 102%. This man is a god damned idiot.
  8. In fairness, all that fat really does stretch it out.
  9. Craig Way is a got damn treasure.
  10. I say fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.
  11. 2022/23: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2023/24: How are the Longhorns gonna compete in the SEC, snicker? 2024/25: Oh. Well. Damn. 2025/26/27/28/29/30/etc: Mother of God, what have we done??
  12. Isn't that how the other dude ended up getting his ass fabulously kicked by Adrian?
  13. That dude is gonna hafta move to a hood that doesn't have the internet at all.
  14. TexArcher

    Getting old sucks

    That's exactly the number I had in my head, actually. I mean, if a crown is about a grand a tooth and ya got 32 teeth...
  15. AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJAIAJSNWUSUDJDJDUDJDJEIEU2USNSJ HOLY SHIT THAT'S AMAZING.
  16. TexArcher

    Getting old sucks

    What did that cost? I think I'm headed the same way in 5 to 10 years. No amount of brushing or flossing keeps my teeth from falling apart, and my dad was the same way. My smile is fine, but almost everything in the back is crowned, and some of those are starting to need to be replaced, and I'm just about ready to say hell with it, do it all.
  17. That woman does not look nice.
  18. I love Pete. I think he's hands-down the smartest candidate in either party and he would make a great POTUS. But this thread is amazing. Okay, let's just assume that a gay man can be elected POTUS in 2028. I seriously doubt it, but it's not even close to the top of the list of concerns. 1. Joe Rogan and others will continue to work on young people for the next 3.5 years. We all thought the GOP would be in trouble when the Baby Boomers started dying off. Well, not really, because they've won Gen Z. And they've done shockingly well with Latinos of all ages. They are simply winning the messaging game, even with a deeply flawed head of the party. This is a problem that isn't going away any time soon, even if Trump drops dead tomorrow. 2. A significant percentage of Democrats will have moved out of the country by 2028. 3. A significant percentage of Democrats will have been deported or otherwise disenfranchised by 2028. 4. There is a significant chance that we don't even have an election in 2028. There are many ways this could happen; probably the most likely is that we're in a major war and the election is "suspended," (and then it never comes back). 5. If there is an election, the GOP will cheat its everloving ass off. You guys are listening to Pete preach to the choir like, "Man, he sounds great." Yeah, he really does. But it doesn't change anything. This isn't getting fixed in 2028. I'm not trying to be a dick, but I think the sooner we all move past the denial phase, the better. Strap in for the long haul, or make an exit plan.
  19. I will offer her asylum.
  20. Fucking Chinese reciprocal tariffs! We should invade.
  21. Yes, and it's a stepping stone to bigger racism. One of many. Desensitization is going to happen one small and relatively minor to moderate story at a time until it adds up to a precedent that allows them to do unspeakable things and get away with it.
  22. But you're bleck! He's right. You are.
  23. And the market's up 3%, and Trump's hedge fund managers were out in front of it, again, guaranteed. That's all this is really about. Rich people are getting richer by cheating. They don't actually give a shit if your Nikes cost 10% more at Walmart or not. Hell, they don't give a shit if your feet fall off.
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