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TexArcher

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  1. That is 100% the 1975 card. I had the Mike Schmidt.
  2. Well, then sign Ken Griffey, Jr to a one-year contract. Look at the back of his baseball card! Can't miss.
  3. This would be true, if we didn't also have the other previous 7 years of his development from top 5 prospect to minor league JAG. Hence the joke about expecting him to magically be due, somehow. Look, I hope he makes me eat my words. Maybe he's just a very late bloomer. But there's no way to describe calling this guy up in April as anything other than a flashing red light pointing to how completely fucked this staff is right now.
  4. Bringing up Whitley and his 12.00 ERA is like betting it all on red because it was black the previous 8 turns. It's like 99.925% to hit red next, obv. It's science. Analytics, if you will. Whitley's due for some shut-down innings, and we wouldn't want to waste them in the Minors, see? Jesus tapdancing Christ.
  5. Is Jesus Guzman still alive? Either way, Guzman.
  6. An aggy does not lie, cheat, or steal, or tolerate those who do. Unless it's football recruiting. Or lying about football national championships. Or cheating on wives. Or lying about cheating on wives. Or lying about how the Corps of Cadets got those red asses. Or, you know what, there are some exceptions, okay? An aggy uses his best judgment, and if he finds hisself on a morally slippery slope, he can just lie his way out of it. The important thing to remember is that aggy liberated France, okay? Get off our red asses.
  7. So we got Tom Herman as a baseball coach. At this point I think we'd be better off with the actual Tom Herman as our baseball coach.
  8. I thought Justin won Rd 4, so 49-46 imo, but your main point still stands. Max had no reason to take that risk against a guy who throws bombs like Justin, and he did it because he's a warrior and a showman. Amazing.
  9. Because when you make a gazillion dollar mistake, it's important not to admit it and try to do something better, because then people might realize you made a mistake and say stuff, see?
  10. That's what Jamahal shoulda done...
  11. You can get back to work now.
  12. OMFG Max Holloway you absolute fucking legend!!
  13. Love both of these guys. Hope we get a long war.
  14. This next one has FOY potential, I think.
  15. Fuck yeah, Jiri!! Dude is here from a different century and I am in.
  16. Aljo fights are usually a good time to go take a shit, but he's effective at what he does. Yawn.
  17. Diego Lopes is an exciting fighter, man. That's his 22nd finish in 24 wins. Seems like he might be about to climb the rankings.
  18. Yeah, the fighting equivalent of dropping the football at the 2-yard line on your way in. Be a professional. That stuff drives me crazy. Also, Moicano is Brazilian Jersey Shore guy in this interview.
  19. I think I like Cody in the upset here... Yeah, you can't listen to me...
  20. I mean, that sounds like an old boys club getting itself paid while paying lip service to the GM and analytics. Not great, Bob.
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