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TexArcher

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  1. Whether you're for or against these strikes, only Donald Trump is a big enough asshole to punch someone in the face and then immediately say, "Let's be friends." He also doesn't understand Iranians even a little bit.
  2. Hang on, let me find my shocked face. Jones was never, ever fighting Aspinall. It's embarrassing that he ever pretended to want any part of that ferocious ass whipping.
  3. Jamahal Hill and Kahlil Rountree for free is a good thing. Let's go!!
  4. Lemme guess... MLK and Juneteenth are the holidays we'll be getting rid of...
  5. Ain't no bone spurs in Baltimore. And they're honest about what they are.
  6. This is WWE heel-turns-good crowd manipulation and I'm not falling for it. You'll always be Bowtie Cunt to me, Tucker.
  7. Oh, bookmark this one...
  8. So cool that the future of the world is being negotiated on Twitter by the guy who hosted The Apprentice typing in all caps and then thanking people for their attention to this matter. Hell with it. Blow it all up and let's see what's next.
  9. Hmm, that's good to know. I guess President Bone Spurs gets to do it. I swear to Zeus, if this draft dodger gets us into WWIII, I'm going to overdose on irony.
  10. Nope. Yesterday I asked if Israel might do the unthinkable, and I think people thought I meant a ground war. I was actually wondering about Israel dropping a nuke on the mountain that the Fordow facility is buried under. Pretty sure that would work at least as well as a few MOABs, right? And what are the consequences for Israel? Harsh words and censures from their allies, and what else? Nothing. To be clear, I do not think this is coming. But to your question above, is *anything* unthinkable right now with a war monger running Israel and a fucking idiot running America?
  11. Guy on CNN is reporting that Trump heard all the credit Israel was getting on Fox News for such a clean operation, so then he started calling around and telling everyone that we did know about the attack. The fucking guy can't have anyone get any praise without trying to hijack it. And of course Netanyahu knew that when he instigated this. He knew he could start this and count on Trump's ego to finish it with the bunker busters that Israel doesn't have. The fat piece of shit got played. Again. And he'll go back on his "no war" platform, and it will cost him 0 followers. Fucking absurd, but also predictable.
  12. Please be this and not Armageddon, ONE TIME!
  13. He meant before his inauguration in 2029. And he meant ending the wars by helping Russia obliterate Ukraine and helping Israel obliterate Gaza and Iran.
  14. Except all the people being shipped out...
  15. Exactly this. I believe they had infrastructure in place to cheat the system after the fact if they had lost. A more effective version of the 2020 bullshit that might have caused a civil war. But they didn't need it. I have no problem believing that Trump won. The warning signs were there, and a handful of us said it at the time. The simple fact is that Trump has a silent voting bloc that does not show up in polls, but they do show up on Election Day. We had two previous elections where Trump outperformed his polling. It is not at all surprising that he won when the polls were as close as they were against Kamala. About half of this country is really stupid, and they are under complete control of Fox News, Joe Rogan, and the rest of the cabal. Darth Vader will win in 2028 if they want it that way. They don't have to cheat.
  16. "I love America more than any other country in this world, and exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually." -- James Baldwin The "if you don't love it here, you can git out" person is not a patriot. That is the mentality of someone who can't or won't think critically, and worse, someone who doesn't want others to, either. Blind patriotism is for fools. As for how Trump affects the World Cup, my main fear is that by then it looks like the best terrorist target ever to a lot of pissed off people. Which sucks, because I love football and I'd like to go.
  17. Trump leaving the G7 early and telling Tehran to evacuate means... What? They wouldn't do the unthinkable, would they? Everyone keeps saying they don't have the bunker buster bomb or the bomber to drop it. But there is another way to destroy that facility, isn't there? No fucking way Israel would do that, right? I'm guessing it points to some kind of strictly conventional shock-and-awe level bombing of the entire city coming very soon. Or else we're going to finish off that underground facility for Israel, come what may. It can't be the other thing, right?
  18. It'll have to be bigger than all of the others, and of course the tech will be cheap and outdated. They're gonna sell this, and people are gonna buy it...
  19. With a penis tie.
  20. Winds of doom in Cedar Park.
  21. It's that drip. Don, Jr probably scores the really good stuff.
  22. "Fortunate Son" is a wow choice even for this group of idiots. I would be willing to bet that some Millennial googled "songs with red, white, and blue in the lyrics" and no actual adults bothered to check the song list. God damn, what a clown show.
  23. Holy fucking shit!
  24. This is delicious. No one loves you, you fat piece of worthless shit.
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