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Hank Chinaski

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  1. Holy shit, this is the first time I’ve seen this guy; CTJ’s description of his physique (a muffin supported by a pair of toothpicks or something like that) is shockingly spot-on.
  2. “Underperforming.” The 2005 team went 13-0 and the average game score was 50-16. These people are out of their minds. I love them.
  3. lol at Hernandez doing the tough guy glare routine at Steve fucking McMichael. That fucking guy.
  4. I’d guess that the following Texas teams of this century would be favored over 2012 A&M (the question was “what is the spread”, not “who would win” - no serious person thinks Texas would lose): 2005 by about 2 TDs 2008 and 2009 by about 10 2001, 2004 and 2023 by about a TD I’m not a gambler so maybe I’m wrong here; I’ve spent about 90 seconds thinking about it and I feel foolish for having even spent that much time considering this asinine hypothetical.
  5. Right, I don’t see any way that Andy Reid can figure out how to crack this nut. Too bad.
  6. I bought this a few weeks ago. It is surprisingly very light for corduroy, which is great. Nice shirt.
  7. At AA in 2016, Bregman hit .297/.415/.559 with a 9% K rate at age 22. Dezenzo is around .250/.335/.455 with a 26% K rate at age 23-24.
  8. They should. As should the Eagles, Dolphins, Jags, Seahawks, Patriots, Buccaneers, Vikings, Saints, etc…
  9. What this post presupposes is…Tucker actually comes back?
  10. I mean, someone did. About 12 years ago.
  11. This fucking guy spent two paragraphs writing about how a throwaway line by an OB writer about taking home a girl from a bar wasn’t an exact analog of Texas taking their baseball coach. I mean wtf.
  12. Awful.
  13. Those are great. This isn’t difficult.
  14. If a few plays on defense go the right way, the Red Raiders could be a dark horse contender for the Big 12 title when scouting offensive skill talent making a comeback.
  15. I bet they look shitty in any setting.
  16. I always enjoy reading about how underhanded and toxic we are; I just want to know what they are actually talking about. Like, some specific examples. And no, taking their baseball coach doesn’t count (coaches jump to other schools all the time, and their claims of our toxicity far predate that event), nor does taking espn’s money to televise our stuff (because why the fuck wouldn’t we, or anyone else?). I would love to hear them lay out their case with actual events and a modicum of honesty, but I suspect that they don’t really have anything and this is just dogma at this point.
  17. Ummmm embraced? He was treated horrifically by a giant segment of the public for years and he’s on the short list of athletes who are 100% justified in being bitter about his general treatment by the public/“fans.” Holy shit.
  18. Chas is a 115 OPS+ guy over 88% of his career PAs (2021-2023) and 65 OPS+ over 12% (2024). Seems reasonable to assume that he is probably more like the guy we’ve seen 88% of his career than the guy we’ve seen this season. Players don’t typically collapse at age 29, and players frequently have bad 166-PA stretches. It’s possible that he’s done as a good MLB player, but I don’t think that is the most likely scenario. (Not saying I wouldn’t trade him in the right deal, just that he probably hasn’t just ceased being a good player.)
  19. “He’s the best coach in the nation,” says player who has played two years of college ball for a single program. ”She gives unbelievable head,” says teenager moments after his first blowjob.
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