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hornian

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  1. It’s almost like Spanish/Italian/Portuguese are all based on a common root language. Maybe one like Latin (you know, from Rome). Going further; maybe that’s why Central and South America is called Latin America and the people living there are called “Latino”.
  2. Yeah I don’t think he’s really a pimp. Plus, even if he is a real pimp, killing a john (even a deadbeat one) is bad for business.
  3. This is why you should have put them up back in November, when it was actually cold. Get with the program!
  4. Just saw this joke posted to twitter. It checks several boxes on this board: Two Aggies were driving down the road & saw a sign for Mexia. One says, We should stop in MeXia & the 2nd Aggie says, It's pronounced Ma-Hay-ah. They fought for a few minutes. The 2nd Aggie said, Hey, I'll stop at the first business we come to & ask just how to say it. They walked into the business, sat down & the first person to approach them asked what they wanted to eat. They gave their order then the 2nd Aggie said to the waitress, Can you please say - real slow - where we are? The waitress said, You're at D a i r y Q u e e n.
  5. I don't actually think Tanya is going to die. I think they may try to off her. But I think it's much more likely Portia is the one who winds up dead.
  6. As someone who writes prenups, they don’t usually protect the non-monied spouse, even with infidelity clauses. Dying, however, usually means the non-monied spouse inherits.
  7. Your ideas are interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
  8. I just found out that Major stole Ricky’s girlfriend back in 1998. I’m retroactive team Simms now.
  9. I think you’re confusing Luthen with his cousin in House Harkonnen.
  10. I put everything on our Costco visa. I’m embarrassed to say how much our cash reward is each year, but it is a lot (I also have three kids so we go weekly just about). Our 2% year executive membership reward is also usually surprisingly large, but we have bought a few appliances and vacations from them over the years which skews it upward.
  11. UT - Pine Curtain
  12. It’s because the phone speakers these days are shitty and you can’t hear what is being said unless it’s on speaker phone. I’m convinced it’s a plot to make you buy AirPods or other headphones.
  13. My money is on Portia committing suicide. After all, she is named after a character in Julius Ceasar that kills herself (Portia, Brutus’s wife). There’s so much suicide additional foreshadowing (including the name of Portia): The gypsy fortune teller saying a crazy lady is going to cause suicide. Tanya wondering if anyone has ever jumped from the cliffs of the hotel. The story about the old woman on that island that Quentin told Tanya about who was found dead at the bottom of the rocks. Madame Butterfly being about suicide. I’m sure there’s more I’m not thinking of.
  14. Cam paid some of what he owed, just not all of it.
  15. I think so too. I'm not going to go back and re-watch, but I think it might be the guy that her friend is all bummed out about sleeping with someone else instead of her.
  16. Pretty sure the nephew is also an “escort” who just gets to fuck chicks on the side as long as he has enough stamina for his “uncle.”
  17. That is not a monster. Anything under 150 B&C is the buck equivalent of a JAG. Colton needs to step up his game.
  18. I don’t think it’s the same villa. The Girls were in Noto, the gay villa is in Palermo. There’s definitely a grift going on aimed at Tanya by the gay guys. Pretty sure the gay guys are the ones that either die or lead to the deaths from the opening scene (they were on a boat/coming back in 2 nights/there’s two episodes left). My wife showed me a theory on Reddit that saif Greg (Tanya’s husband) was the cowboy from Wyoming, and the gay guy is helping him now by offing Tanya so that Greg will inherit from her (I guess they assume the prenup doesn’t say he get nothing if she dies?). Goes kind of hand-in-glove with the gypsy fortune teller who apparently read Tanya’s fortune to say that she would commit suicide (and Tanya wondered aloud earlier if anyone had jumped from the hotel’s cliffs).
  19. Legit question: are there any good Public Schools? The GreatSchools ratings on places I’ve looked online are … not great. Does everyone send kids to private schools? Or do I just not know where to look I that area? I’ve also identified Minneapolis as a possible bug out locale, but I’ve got three kids under 10 who I need to think about.
  20. I know it’s not top 50 population in cities, and the airport only has direct flights to a few cities, but Portland, Maine is on my bug out list. And if the Texas Legislature goes full retard next year, I may just go ahead and pull the trigger on moving on up there.
  21. If you’re a Costco member this bundle is live online and seems to be available:
  22. So did Ewers.
  23. Agreed. Bijan would have had 200+ if they spotted the ball correctly. Lots of 8-9 yard runs that wound up being 6 yard gains.
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