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Macanudo

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  1. Trump announced yesterday that the Administration supports private equity and crypto as investments in 401k plans. The Great Fleecing is coming.
  2. Maybe he means not small, like Trump's hand, and not large, like his narcissistic ego?
  3. You laugh but Jenkins is sitting on a beach somewhere earning 20% on his bearer bonds.
  4. If it's any consolation, just think of how fucked up future Cabinet selections will be.
  5. You think Texas MAGATs will for for, ahem, Hunt?
  6. The U.S. is the friend you invite to a tailgate because you know he'll get lit and jump off an RV onto a folding table. Then he'll jump up and head butt a tree. After he wake up from knocking himself out, he pound Jager shots, rips off his fitted jersey and runs bare chested out into the parking lot where he's eventually tased by security. I mean, it's fun to watch and all but eventually it's cringey and then you remember that his wife is home with 3 kids and he's going to jail.
  7. The Cornyn ads are funny as hell. There's clearly an edit where Trump says something about "the great Texas Senators John Cornyn and..." where he's gonna say Ted Cruz next. Great is not a word use to describe these two rodeo clowns.
  8. Had dinner the other night with a guy whose parents snowbird here from Canada each year. They aren't planning on coming this year because of "reasons." He's in oil and gas and votes R because of "reasons". I just listened as he complained that his parents are getting screwed. There was nothing to gain by trying to point out what the reasons were and ow they came about. It was a good reminder why I rarely talk to the guy.
  9. He looks like there's a room in his house that his family isn't allowed to go in where Briscoe keeps his, ahem, "work stuff. "
  10. Doesn't that make your asshole burn?
  11. You think you're Mickey Spillane? You think you're some kind of fucking writer?
  12. If I were a House Democrat, I would call the press, go to New Mexico and stand right at the state line while occasionally putting my foot across the line and "Nanny-nanny boo-boo, come and get me Greg-O."
  13. Look, if he wanted to get herpes from a hotel pool....
  14. I hope so. Her voice as governor would be amplified. The whole state would get to see her lunacy up close and every day. Let's just burn this whole country to the ground and televise it all.
  15. I was talking about this the other day. Republicans lost their mind when Clinton got a blow job. We can debate whether what he did was ethical but Monica Lewinsky was an adult. But Trump continues to be a sleaze ball of the highest order and the GOPs just laps up his mushroom juice.
  16. Tried to go to Corkscrew in Spring for lunch yesterday. My crew got a late start and we got there about 10:50 and the line was out of control. As crazy as it sounds, I wondered whether Pinkertons would better so we headed down there. The line was out the door but only undered the covered portion. By the time we got through the line, a table had opened up. No pics but we had pork ribs (excellent), brisket (also excellent), jalapeno cheese sausage (average) and turkey breast (above average) along with the japaneno cheese rice, mac and cheese and coleslaw (all good) with some bread pudding (good) and the blueberry cobbler (great) to end.
  17. Texit is coming.
  18. And a 100% guarantee that no one in Bandera was able to see it on TV.
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