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Planet Houston

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  1. I love this team
  2. Another 114+ mph. And check out this shit - he didn’t even come close to full extension of his arms. Kinda has to pull them in and around:
  3. Well, he did bite his tongue while many others bit the pillow, so yeah still important.
  4. Wow that was a laser. He is so much fun to watch. I love that my 7 year old son has so many awesome young players to watch as he learns to love baseball. He’s obsessed with Tatis too - and I encourage it ALL.
  5. Goddamn that was fun. FUCK YEAH STROS!!!
  6. In all honestly, thank you. But I’d be curious to know if the people you helped share in your approval of their punishment in the name of political pettiness.
  7. Midget WE ARE SO OPPRESSED AND MISUNDERSTOOD! WE CAN’T EVEN CALL PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES BY DEROGATORY TERMS WE FEEL ENTITLED TO USE!!! So we’ll make a not-so-tongue in cheek joke about not being able to call that other group of people the letter-next-to-M word. These fuckers enrage me. Just evil to be evil.
  8. This will happen, and he’ll call it the Trump Presidential Library. Book it.
  9. And for those of you in this camp, please answer this:
  10. Good luck to your daughter in carrying out her vision and mission for her family if she is subjected to the hypothetical that was posed.
  11. I don't believe you for one second. Bull fucking shit. I'm sure your mother/sister/daughter would agree.
  12. Bauer’s Illegal Substance and I are in an epic back and forth. Can go any one of a number of ways.
  13. It’s gonna be harder to cross into Texas from the northern border than the southern border.
  14. The fuck, more COVID issues for Yordan??
  15. Yeah, I miss Nancy Reagan, too. He said fuck on cam, not fucking minorities in the can.
  16. Shitass Petfuckers hooking me up with some shitass managerial decisions. Bieber and Bassitt on the bench today, thanks for that.
  17. Big Gulps, huh? Welp, Garcia later!
  18. Although that’s super offensive to vulvas now that I think about it more. They don’t deserve the stink that is Ted Cruz.
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