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Planet Houston

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  1. Goddammit it’s Vulvarine and that’s all there is to it. Someone on here coined the term and it’s fucking perfect.
  2. Not great, fellas.
  3. Yep, told y'all Altuve had it. Never question my sources!
  4. He sucks shit through a garden hose. Goddammit this is not fun.
  5. Break ‘em up!!!
  6. Man, more than I thought we’d have. There we go boys!!
  7. WOOOOOOO NO NO HITTER!
  8. A little birdie told me that Altuve has it (apparently for the FOURTH time?!?) and that the others should be cleared soon, potentially tomorrow. But they didn't travel with the team per protocol and have to wait in Houston until they're cleared, so probably will play Saturday.
  9. Drilled it right over the Schlumberger sign.
  10. BOOOOOOOOM!!!! Javier bringing the heat to MMP. Hell yeah.
  11. Goddammit I thought I took care of this on the very first post of this thread. It wasn’t a suggestion.
  12. Agree. But Derka's handle is Derka. None of this S_O bullshit!
  13. And yes let's confirm
  14. 2011 - The Blondetourage - @henrygandorf 2012 - The Oh No-No's - @shadow_operative 2013 - BIG IN JAPAN - @enjay (new handle?) 2014 - Marty Hart, Family Man - @BigOrange1 2015 - The Jack Butler Method - @henrygandorf 2016 - Squat Cobblers - @Planet Houston 2017 - North Correa Assassins - @Fawesome 2018 - The Mad Fat Chick Killer - @shadow_operative 2019 - Killer B's - @Planet Houston 2020 - Trash Can Knockers - @Fawesome Next question - do we want team names and handles on the trophy each year? Team names mean nothing to me.
  15. Red warning page happens on my work computer too. If you go to the full mobile site and bypass the app (long-click the link and open in a new tab), you can see on your phone/iPad (which is how I pulled this). Updated: 2011 - The Blondetourage - @henrygandorf 2012 - The Oh No-No's - @shadow_operative 2013 - BIG IN JAPAN - ? 2014 - Marty Hart, Family Man - @BigOrange1 2015 - The Jack Butler Method - @henrygandorf 2016 - Squat Cobblers - @Planet Houston 2017 - North Correa Assassins - @Fawesome 2018 - The Mad Fat Chick Killer - @shadow_operative 2019 - Killer B's - @Planet Houston 2020 - Trash Can Knockers - @Fawesome
  16. Alright @Fawesome @henrygandorf @shadow_operative @NOMAAA @NorthLoop help me out: 2011 - The Blondetourage - @henrygandorf 2012 - The Oh No-No's - ? 2013 - BIG IN JAPAN - ? 2014 - Marty Hart, Family Man - ? 2015 - The Jack Butler Method - ? 2016 - Squat Cobblers - @Planet Houston 2017 - North Correa Assassins - @Fawesome 2018 - The Mad Fat Chick Killer - @shadow_operative 2019 - Killer B's - @Planet Houston 2020 - Trash Can Knockers - @Fawesome
  17. I’ll get the trophy if someone can give me the full list of winners in order by year.
  18. As the third multi-winner (and much more efficiently than either of you, I might add), I second the motion. I’ll send you the bill, Derka.
  19. Guy gives up back to back homers on his first two career batters, ends his first career appearance by throwing a tantrum.
  20. Soooo much better when this fuckin jabroni is on a different team. Didn’t he get booted out of the organization for punching a teammate or something?
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