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SquishMitten

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  1. In a lot of places they aren’t allowed to touch them
  2. Shit, that’s awful. No idea what happens when you pay off a mortgage since I’ve yet to do it (other than selling). How does insurance work? Coming in the first week of the year, I wonder if that timing could impact whether she had an active policy on the 8th.
  3. Correct! She did my wife’s partial mastectomy last year. She is an extremely nice person and a fantastic surgeon.
  4. Stream is down if you weren’t aware
  5. Man. Super jealous I couldn’t make it, but holy fuck it’s cold out. I’d end up drinking so much at the tailgate to get warm I’d probably pass out before halftime
  6. Nature's equivalent of a step-sister getting stuck with her head in the dryer
  7. A rational leader would look to make an agreement allowing for the development of a large US military base, which sounds to be the ideal outcome if “defense” is the goal. A really good way to fuck that negotiation before it begins is to threaten to take it by force. You don’t let someone build a massive presence inside your country when they’ve already made those threats. So of course he does the exact opposite.
  8. You know if he was buried? Some cheap family member might have a hard time passing up a free cremation
  9. Occasionally had goats getting into brush piles we were burning. Always thought that might be why they’re associated with Satan.
  10. Texas by a million. Total yards: 47,313.
  11. I’m gonna come clean here, and I apologize to everyone I lied to. Ryan actually wrote the business model and the IRS approval for Horns With Heart a/k/a Texas One Fund. It wasn’t me. Please follow Aces’s of Aces’s’s advice and invest heavily.
  12. Something about Ryan Reynolds’s personality makes it hard for me to believe he’d be married to someone that’s a super bitch.
  13. Well, you’d count the number of drinks you have over the weekend, then divide by 7
  14. Our fucking defense can’t get any fucking help. Fuck! They haven’t even had a chance to re-tie their cleats
  15. He should be suspended, if not fired.
  16. Oh fuck off with that comment about Taaffe while he’s on the fucking ground. That’s some amateur bullshit
  17. I really just don’t understand why Arch isn’t in at this yardage
  18. How’s their TV situation these days? Back when I lived nearby it was shit
  19. What about west? Like Woody’s in the Hill Country Galleria? That’s kinda middle ground between you and me, so I’d find it very convenient
  20. Bruh. It’s always been trash, with the exception of 1 or 2 teams per year.
  21. Hahahah. Fuck Bama!
  22. Recommend change of thread title to Off Topic Alaska
  23. 10/10. This thing is fuckin sweet. Pretty damn fast, and once I got the alignment dialed in, it’s pretty easy to control.
  24. I’m already fucking sick and tired of hearing “X is the first time it’s ever happened in the new playoff era.” Yeah, no shit. Damn near every thing that happens is the first time it’s ever happened in the new playoff era. It’s the first fucking year. It’s like if during the first game of a season, they said “that’s the first time a team has made a first down all year!” It’s fucking stupid, and it makes me irrationally angry
  25. Meh. We’d been dominating them on the ground the whole time. Right idea in my mind, didn’t love the play call and it obviously didn’t work out, but I’m not upset about it
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