Jump to content

Kringelbert Fishtybuns

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    1505
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

  1. He makes me yearn for the competency of Robert Morrow era.
  2. So you thought you Might like to go to the show
  3. Was at Far West and Mopac. The kids looked at me after they passed with a WTF face. They were ready to get back to playing in the backyard. I don’t blame them as I was ready to get back to work.
  4. Twin Liquors was delivering.
  5. Is this on an absolute or relative scale? When my 7 yo writes a story for class, I don’t get mad that it’s not Shakespeare.
  6. Italy’s death toll rose today to its highest so far 919. Previous high was last Saturday at 793. So, that sucks.
  7. Fake news. We are not all fat. Just the overwhelming big-boned majority who claim that if they lost a single pound their respective other would send them to an oncologist.
  8. This is why I have been drinking George T Stagg instead of water for the past month. Because science.
  9. I never realized he wrote the novel Viva Max! I’m going to have to give it a read, as the movie was pretty solid.
  10. A 17 minute David Lynch film was just put on Netflix, What Did Jack Do?. The cast includes Lynch, a monkey, a chicken and a waitress who has a line or two. The film’s synopsis reads “In a locked down train station, a homicide detective conducts an interview with a tormented monkey.” It is as advertised.
  11. I like Torchys, but that sounds like an overpriced Double Decker Taco.
  12. Infinite Jest (VI) - Released The Year of the Flaming Hot Cheetos Puffy Taco. Poor Yorick Entertainment Unlimited. Incadenza’s recently found secret final-final film; 85 mins; black and white; silent/sound. Initially thought to be blank, archivist found that by ingesting a potentially lethal dose of DMZ, a five minute recording was visible playing in a continual loop. In this sequence, an obese Uncle Sam masturbates furiously while attempting to eat from a plate of falafel. He begins to choke, but soon recovers, only to attempt to eat from the plate again.
  13. Have you tried a little tenderness.
  14. Justines is awesome. If you are shorter in time and frugal, El Michoacano is tip top and across 71 from the airport.
  15. We also learned that Steele got the pee tape from Ivanka.
  16. Have about 3 cups of 2017, a quart of 2018, and a gallon of this years ready. The 2017 is still awesome. I’m thinking of getting it down to a half bottle. Top off with the 2018. Drink that down to half and top off with 2019. Creating a perpetual bottle of eggnog. We were late getting a tree this year, so we are doing that tonight. Kids get hot chocolate and adults get eggnog while we put up the lights/ornaments. I love this time of year.
  17. So the new tactic is to stop throwing lobs at the witness’s credibility and instead go full Qanon?
  18. I think the R reps got the memo to run the clock and get the fuck off the stage.
  19. I don’t think Turner realizes what he is about to do. Assuming Hill can respond.
  20. The most important part of the call was the segue to A$AP Rocky. This is awesome.
  21. At some point, Castor has to realize that Hill is tearing him apart and he should just focus on Holmes in hopes of keeping the score respectable.
  22. Are we watching Qanon members texting Nunes with their questions in real time?
×
×
  • Create New...