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miguelito

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  1. I should take up smoking.
  2. Jamie Moyer might be in that conversation, too.
  3. Step 1 of that recipe has like 7 steps in it.
  4. I hate it when teams bat around in an inning, it messes up my scorecard.
  5. Guns?
  6. Well now I don't know what to think.
  7. Fyi, schedule is out for 2026. Time to start planning your road trips.
  8. It looks like a typo. ... of 'human,' which also doesn't make any sense on a field.
  9. That's what she said!
  10. Bryce Miller might give up 50 home runs this game.
  11. 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. 2 more for Cal.
  13. Making America safer one chimichanga at a time.
  14. Washington state has rain forests,but they're probably not suitable for growing coffee.
  15. No big loss there. I can't believe he was the longest-tenured Mariner. Although if I had to guess, I don't know who else it would be.
  16. Y'all are slipping.
  17. Does it have to be your piss, or can it be anyone's? Is Russian piss better?
  18. Because Epstein.
  19. Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child DENVER—In an effort to make sure the young leukemia patient’s night at Coors Field was a special one, Colorado Rockies pitcher Kyle Freeland pledged Saturday to give up a home run for a sick child, ballpark sources confirmed. “Hey buddy, when I go out there tonight and serve up a meatball for the Diamondbacks to nuke into the bleachers, I just want you to know it’s all for you,” Burke said to the 7-year-old fan before the game, adding that he’d make sure the home run ball found its way back to the child so he could always remember how badly the Rockies lost. “This is your night tonight, and I’m gonna go out on that mound and put a nice, fat pitch right over home plate for someone to knock out of the park. That’s a promise. And the rest of the team knows you’re watching, too, so keep your eyes peeled for some dropped fly balls and half-assed base running from them to you.” After giving up the pledged home run at the top of the third inning, Burke reportedly led the entire stadium in a round of boos for the sick child. (from The Onion, obv.)
  20. I know a guy from McAllen, and he too likes Peter Piper. I don't get it, but to each his own.
  21. ^Is that a coincidence those were all strike 3 calls? Was it a choice of the video editors, or is there a psychological reason umps miss badly when they want to ring someone up?
  22. Those videos from inside the eye always creep me out for some reason.
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