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miguelito

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  1. Can't someone just go step on it as the bear walks away?
  2. I could never be a professional interviewer. Noem: I don't have conversations about my conversations. Miguelito: What the hell does that even mean, you stupid, ugly bitch?
  3. I like the Dodgers' organ player.
  4. Solid fucking start.
  5. Well, shit. Bullpen blew that one.
  6. Yeah, that's what the previous 4 posts were about.
  7. That's the Library of Congress. I'm surprised Boobert didn't burst into flames being near that many books.
  8. The winning horse is going to have to be shot.
  9. Ah, screw it, we already won the series anyway.
  10. What if I told you there was a way to simultaneously water the grass, disperse protestors, and improve the hygiene of protestors who refuse to leave?
  11. OK, that was an amazing game.
  12. Series win, but too many strikeouts lately. 15 today.
  13. OK, we've got a live cobra here, people. Hardhats on.
  14. So far we've had about half an inch in 30 minutes. Nonstop lightning.
  15. What did Mexico do to deserve Astros/Rockies? They should have built that wall. /no CR
  16. Salami.
  17. If we're talking about standards, can we fix the typo in the thread title?
  18. God dammit, Leeroy.
  19. Not gonna lie, I thought the 2nd paragraph was going to be a LOT different after the mom invited you the basement.
  20. Why didn't they just use the ACTUAL recordings of Trump making racist and sexually predatory remarks?
  21. Even lizards like getting a massage.
  22. Don't call me Shirley.
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