Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
You have to use an iSurly phone, invented by Steve Hand Jobs. Every other word is autocorrected to “fuck.”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I got it…
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
@Getafix has a $9.95ers RB Coach update on the ‘26 thread. ok, he’s now in the right place 🤣
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Gotta love anyone from the Tom Herman coaching tree…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Yeah, anyone who watched that Guillory Day at Texas video could tell he probably wasn’t a fit. It was a hoot watching Christian’s mom react to what was happening around her.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Shit Wordle word today, alternative spellings suck.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
If I were an old, I’d wonder aloud if kame hameha was what Jackie Gleason used to stammer when trying to come up with a response to the latest bullshit he was caught trying to pull. But I’m not.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Looking at my calendar, isn’t about time for the every few years Jerry Gray Dance?
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Texas vs Arkansas- Wednesday, 8pm on ESPN2
Really piss poor performance so far
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Jurassic World: Rebirth
Will the sequel be Jurassic World: Afterbirth?
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Shit's Borked
Were the shrooms Spider2YBanana/FDS took this time from China? (I screwed up the initials for his new handle, he’ll always be Spider to me.)
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Martin is the dad, Bill G. is the dude (Martin’s brother) who was injured while celebrating. Gaston’s older brother Nico is already kicking in college. If he’s good enough, get him to transfer and have lil bro waiting in the wings.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
hornlife is gone? 😢 He was a big part of this board for about three hours. What the hell we ‘sposed to do now?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Leadership (Eltife, Hartzell, CDC) had the balls/stupidity to go all in on a talented dude with a checkered past (albeit one who had rehabbed under Saban, learned the SEC way to do shit, and had a stable of good assistants willing to come with) and hit a bullseye. Throw in (n a big way) the NIL you spoke of, patience with PK, Cristobal leaving Oregon, culture buy-ins from holdovers, good portal evals and you have a complete reversal from the stale (Mack), bad (Charlie) and meh (Mensa) that had been holding us back. And we’re just getting started.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The much beloved Chip Brown was talking about that possibility January 23rd. The guy seems to be a riser in the business, I suspect a good addition.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
In non-Texas coaching news (but it does involve our next opponent), Chip Kelly is leaving Ohio State to go work as Pete Carroll’s offensive coordinator with the Las Vegas Raiders. I think that obviously means Jeremiah Smith needs to transfer to us in the spring.
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Hudson Card
Hudson seems like a good guy, never rocked the boat and stepped up when Ewers was injured in Quinn’s first year and kept us relatively competitive. He’s probably not a legitimate NFL prospect (ceiling would be deep on a depth chart), so that’s why the chuckles. He was burdened by expectations that exceeded his ability (one 9.95er actually compared his arm talent to Aaron Rodgers) and being Nahlin’s predicted winner of the competition over Thompson, complete with an Inside Texas sponsorship deal, rankled some (we ended up all being rankled by both). And for a guy who was a productive receiver in HS before getting his shot at QB, he sure wasn’t a very good runner (though he did have a good game once with multiple scrambles while playing on a bad ankle). I would be surprised if anyone has any real animus toward him, it’s just people on the internet being dickheads, which is common. Good luck, Hudson.
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American Airlines flight 5342 (CRJ) collides with Army UH-60 at DCA.
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone post about the occupants of the plane involved, it seems a large contingent of US figure skaters (perhaps juvenile), coaches and family were onboard. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/30/us/figure-skaters-dc-plane-crash.html?smid=url-share
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I think that’s a display of maturity and understanding rare in a 9.95er, so I give the dude props. We won’t win them all, but we’re a player, and if we can muster a championship soon, Death Star fully activated on the player acquisition front.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Ok, you got me. Who the hell is Broussard? Sorry, you must mean Brevard, the Purdue guy. Wasn’t trying to be a dick
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Hey assholes, the Dashiki Room is over there…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2027: I remember watching his dad play
I know there’s still quite a bit of evaluation to be done on members of the class of ‘27 and proper lists are to be refined, but based on the 24/7 link, ‘ol “Richie” here is a bad ass.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
We’ve literally (yes, I know what the word means) seen you go on posting binges 24 hours a day, every day, so your ability to “sleep at night” is not much of a statement.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
“Broke” is now spelled “Bjork.”
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Cameroon guy has a cool name