Everything posted by Vito Andolini
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Howard Stern Show
Beth is so miserable, but she made the devil’s bargain to stick it out and use the money for the cats and dogs (and still get some residual fame, more than she ever would’ve as a catalog model or occasional Letterman skit girl). I can’t remember the issue about a month ago, but she was incredibly pissed at him… maybe it was checking up on her frequently to make sure she was wearing a mask while out? Even sycophant Robin was all, “Uh oh, read the room HS, she’s at a different level of disgust.” But even if she wanted to leave, she knows she can’t, without destroying all the sacrifices she’s already made being with him*. With the many instances Howard has mentioned prenups to people over the years, you know he has her in an ironclad one… she would probably get a fraction of what should be coming to her in a divorce. So, she grins and bears it, puts up with the isolation, early meals, early bedtimes, the Hallmark movies, the mind games, no friends, letting Howie climb on top of her a few times a month… and she copes by literally spending much of her day cleaning cat shit and piss out of boxes. She doesn’t even get Knicks games anymore. This celebrity party was probably a consolation gift to her to prove he’s not end of days Howard Hughes. *Same for everyone else, too. Robin and Gary know he’s the golden goose, so they either act as #1 Defender (Robin) or swallow their tongue (Booey). Fred usually takes his side, too. Everyone has seen what happens when you leave the team (Jackie, Artie, Scott the Engineer, Shuli), you don’t exist anymore. I’m shocked he actually mentioned Billy West the other day.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I had to put my beloved dog down in the last week, so there’s at least one thing I’ve experienced recently that’s worse than catching up on this thread.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Not denying his chops or place in Texas music history, but he had a shitty TV show. IT reported his visit was just OK, hindered by his late arrival due to a 7 on 7 tournament that weekend. So, “just OK,” along with Arky being all in on his recruitment, Texas perhaps prioritizing other guys and you have his apparent impending commitment to the Hogs. Here’s Nahlin’s take:
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
And BR-549 to you, sir.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
It was an hour, and despite all those tits, still complete shit. Agony was being stuck at home as a small child on Saturday night with your alcoholic father and forced to watch a seemingly never-ending stream of Ernest Tubb, Porter Waggoner, Bill Anderson and fucking Hee-Haw. Yes, I have trauma 🤣. Fucking KTVT. “It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Yeah, fucking ready to blow my brains out if I see Faron Young one more got damned time. What were we talking about?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
- 2024 OL Daniel Cruz
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Some have been expecting the Faga flip for a while. Phenix City, Alabama was once so corrupt, they made a cheesy 50’s fictionalized docu/noir (I think I just made up a new genre) about it. I’m betting @cafe society saw it in film class.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Damn, and the ONE day I neglect to read the Atlanta Journal Constitution…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Gerry reporting KJ Lacey teammate, Bama commit and amazing badass WR Ryan Williams is communicating with the Texas staff. https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/five-star-alabama-commit-talking-to-the-texas-longhorns/
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Holy shit, you’ve talked about Sydney driving a sports car that was too small for him. It was a little red Corvette, wasn’t it?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Ok, thanks, didn’t know of a specific reference, but he’s also been known to shit on his own base.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Thought @closetojumping might get a kick out of Nahlin’s need to shit on his own subscribers with this passive aggressive dig when he announced his Simmons bump in confidence.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Are you sure he’s not ATH rather than WR? I suspect someone important only recently got a stopwatch on him and the (good) word got out and/or he’s participated in some camp setting and held his own with more heralded kids.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
You’ve seen his boots, and he chooses to style himself to look like fucking Tom Herman. He doesn’t always make good choices.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I watched a poster named “Kenny Powders” get crowd sourced this morning, but not before he posted a pic of a woman? with inflatable tits and lips to match. So a Dr. Livingstone joke is kinda sophisticated in comparison.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Just letting you know highbrow humor is appreciated here as well. Not as much as big tits and dick jokes, but appreciated nonetheless.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Gerry just said something like, “This is what you’ve all been waiting for. Hi.” His code for something big has happened. Also reiterated Simmons will play in the SEC, and Miami isn’t in the SEC, so…
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Strong Stringer Bell “I want you to put the word out there…” vibes… (I needed to get my quote straight)
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Boom! Perhaps the first time I’ve ever used this starter word. Wordle 732 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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2024 CB Santana Wilson
His Dad is a former All-Pro DB and longtime NFL executive (okay, it was with the Cardinals, now with Carolina), but Adrian Wilson knows football, and isn’t going to let his kid pick a program that isn’t trending upward in the minds of fellow knowledgeable football people. Just like Chet Brooks and Cooper Manning. Hook ‘em, Santana!
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Holy shit, this really just happened. Bizarre as hell. Wordle 724 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Howard Stern Show
He was in Miami, and accompanied Wolfie on the Tan Mom visit (which I’m sure was just a detour on the same Florida trip, so he’s still able to travel in the US, and I don’t think you can do that without having the entire visa resolved. And he’s talked of hanging out with Ralph and Blitt and JD. Oh yeah, he just kissed JD the other day, so he’s going into the studio. No longer forced to live with his mom in Canada.