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SHOOTER12

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  1. Hell I couldn't figure out if he was even in the photo. Which one is he?
  2. Yep, you don't mess with mother nature... SWIDT?
  3. Heck with that,give me a handful of Imodium AD multi symptom tablets, problem is... You won't shit again for 1 to 2 weeks.
  4. Not near long enough..I'll take 200 years.
  5. Dayum..flat out had the eyes watering with pride..Hook'Em
  6. I knew that would get a rise out of you.
  7. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Dang...I'm in way better shape than I thought I was. Thanks guys!
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    Getting old sucks

    Thought we might be twins after reading this. I could have posted that verbatim and it would be 100% accurate...then I remembered twins don't have a 13 year age differential.
  9. We need a super bowl family insanity thread. WTMFH is going on around here? Grown people that can't handle their freaking liquor. Like I woke up in hell with complete strangers.
  10. The water table here in the East Texas boonies is literally at the top of the ground.
  11. If mine goes before me I'll have her cremated. Then I'll dump her ashes in the toilet and take a huge chili shit on them before flushing.
  12. Sounds to me like somebody got busted. Hang thy heads in shame you fucking maggots.
  13. Try driving in Mexico, it will make NO seem like heaven.
  14. I had read somewhere it's real. Isn't tat the stadium that is on a "tray" and they roll it in and out? Don't remember where I read the article, only that there's tons of complaints already about the playing surface.
  15. I'm pulling KC simply because Mahomes played his high school ball just up the road for me and Omenihu.
  16. She wènt from back flip days to bat shit craze.
  17. Lol, I hit 179 and it still told me I did not qualify.
  18. Almost went into the Air Force in '77 and according to all of the aptitude tests I was told I'd be trained as an air traffic controller if that was acceptable to me. I cannot remember how many times over the next several days that I was warned about how stressful it was. Was also told about the nervous breakdowns, suicides and a very short career path even in the commercial end of it due to stress. I don't remember the washout rate, but I do remember thinking "holy shit", not good.
  19. I'd have lost my shit with her and the manager both. I banked with BOA from the early 90s until about 2003 and they were great. From everything I've heard the last several years they have really fell off the cliff.
  20. Nice looking shoes, withe the exception of the horrid color combination.
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