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Lidig8r

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    Florida Gators

    hmmmm.... looking at that schedule... what one thing is not like the others? What one thing is not like the others? HINT... the only time they won a national championship is closer in time to the start of the American Civil War than today's date. But... who's counting? WHOOP
  2. Yeah... hard to disagree with you there. Imagine a dive bar, filled with Nerds who are in the top 1% of SAT scores, the smell of spilled beer and urine in the air, while the few female coeds who brave the place look like Christians in the Roman Colosseum right before the lions made their entrance. If ever there was a place for Houston Surlytians ... this is it! https://www.yelp.com/biz/valhalla-houston
  3. You shut your dirty whore mouth! Rice's cavernous, uncomfortable stadium is greatness, the site of Super Bowl 8 when Miami defeated the Viqueens. The MOB ... who infuriated aggy so much, in 1973, they had to be transported out of the stadium in food service trucks to avoid aggy angst. And of course, Valhalla... a true dive bar in the basement of the Chemistry building on campus. A lot to do in Houston. So, save us the comparison to the Texas State Teacher's School.
  4. The Tigers of Texas Southern University are checking in.
  5. So, do any of you big swingin' dicks in here have a way to contact the athletic department, maybe Chris Del Conte, or the Silver Spurs to get this youngling some time with Bevo or behind the scenes access? I know that Surlytians are universally known for being assholes, but when a crisis or event happens, there are many of your assholes who step to the plate.
  6. I so wish I could help with this incredible project. Sometimes we are made to understand that there are not enough wings to put on angels who make our lives have so much meaning and who refocus our understanding of life in deeper and more meaningful ways.
  7. From behind the Shelton School where the JPII Cardinals are about to play the Shelton Chargers ... both Beauregarde and I say ... TEXAS !!!
  8. My son sent me this site. Tonight it is working very well. Am only using standard definition so don't have to pay for High Def. https://thetvapp.to/
  9. 'MURICA ... FUCK YEAH!
  10. Gentlemen (and those who identify as such), I present for your consideration ... Dave Bliss. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaab/2021/04/02/final-four-dave-bliss-wrecked-baylor-and-still-got-coaching-jobs/4850747001/
  11. If a bald headed, 66 year old, cigar smoking, 1792 small batch bourbon drinking, vizsla owning, cantankerous, asshole attorney with a reputation for pissing off people can be classified as a "snowflake," then Snowflake me into Bolivia! Fucker Bitches. (with all due respect)
  12. Really? THAT? That is the best they could do? Let' put Elmer Fudd with his beer gut with Number zero as representative of the university? Fuck me! This had to have been done by the same person who did New Coke, Bud Lite and Cracker Barrel...
  13. That may depend on how many research dollars have been cancelled from a university. For example, it looks like Purdue has $13 million cancelled. Indiana University $10 million. Minnesota $23 million. Iowa - $9 million. This list goes on and on. We go to them and say, we will not play home and home, but if you come to Austin we will through $1 million, maybe $1.5 million your way. Maybe we put it on a sliding scale with the amount going up depending on viewership, the number of tickets they sell, etc.
  14. The University of By-God Texas Longhorns -- 27 The Couch Burning, Beer Bottle Throwing, Jorts Wearing, Hairy Legged Women Loving, Sooners of the Big 10 -- 13 Combined Yards -- 333
  15. Cut and paste job. I don't have that magical, create internet meme abilities you reprobates have. It was a blatant misappropriation of another's expression of art. IP theft to the highest degree.
  16. dime? I didn't see any dimes? I am sitting at the bar at Panovino watching the game and saw a nice touchdown pass. But, I did not see any dimes? what the fuck is a dime anyway? and how does it pertain to a touchdown pass?
  17. Preach to me. Like you, I have spent the last 20 years mostly in federal court and I like it a hell of a lot more than state courts. I was fortunate to have been mentored by two, older, well respected attorneys. It was the many things NOT taught in law schools or which are not in legal tomes which opened my eyes. The large law firms will continue to bring on the army of younglings (perhaps fewer than in decades past). But, the smaller to mid-size firms will inevitably push for cost savings and reduce staff. More's the pity.
  18. But before we can start awarding ourselves Victoria Crosses and Congressional Medals of Honors and National Championships and so on and so forth and such like, I think I better point out that (1). We are now preseason number 1 and have a target on our back, (2). We have no hope whatsoever of getting a break from the feckless sports media and that (3). This neck of the woods will soon be crawling with bad tempered aggy, hillbillies from the north and inbred sister fuckers from Arkansas and (4). I don't think that our genius Sgt. Miller there has even got a box of matches left in his suitcase. And so therefore, I think we can take it, that gentlemen, we are going to have a very long walk home this season.
  19. I am channeling 2006. We remember what happened in 2005. Vince Young, the national championship! 2024, Ohio State wins the national championship. 2006, Ohio State comes to Austin ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Longhorns. Texas in the Coaches Poll was ranked No. 2. It was the earliest ever meeting between No. 1 and No. 2 ranked teams. 2025, Texas will be going to Columbus ranked No. 1 to play the defending national champion Couch Burners. Ohio State is either No. 2 or 3 depending on the poll. 2006, Ohio State wins in Austin 24 - 7, which springboards them to an undefeated season and a place in the national championship game against Florida. Where they are prison raped by Florida 41 - 14. 2025, Texas wins in Columbus ...? The Circle of Life gentlemen.
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