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William_Cannon

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  1. It’s ridiculous to see all the Dak hate and all the Dak man love. The reality is that he is a tremendous value while on his rookie contract and he’s probably good enough to win a SB with this team. However, he’s not going to carry the team to the SB nor is he going to make up for deficiencies in other positions. That’s it, you give him the right pieces and he’ll do well. Lose a couple of weapons or a key lineman and you’ll see him struggle. ... you can’t blame all of it on one guy, it’s a team sport.
  2. Wow theres a lot of guys here with potty related phobias... I use to care like you walking all over the 40 acres to find the golden toilet, carrying this behavior into adulthood...and then I got old and stopped giving a damn provided it was reasonably clean. If someone else is in the bathroom taking a dump, I still proceed to the nearest open stall. The hell with walking up another flight of stairs just to see if it’s safe to shit . If the middle stall is the only one open and there are wingmen to the left and right, it don’t matter. Bombs away. If said wingmen have fouled the air, just quarterback the play. “All right boys, if you’ve dropped a load, do us all the courtesy and send it down the pipes. Lift up on the lever (dual flush) to avoid the accidental bidet”.. Folks generally comply and are apologetic. It may freak out some, those people will finish immediately and bug out. Speaking of bidets, I love mine and will always try to go before I leave the house. However, contingency plan for a clean under carriage while at work is a wet paper towel. Again, don’t care if anyone else is in there and sees me get a paper towel, fold it in quarters and dampen it under the faucet. If I had Mexican food the night before, I might even get two. They know what’s up; it’s no mystery. A few have started to follow suit. If they continue on the path, others will witness as well and soon we’ll have a movement. You see it just takes a change in your mindset to overcome your potty phobias. Focus on the mission, ignore the distractions, take control of the environment, take care of businesses, lead by example, and gtfo.
  3. I bought my receiver from a black Cadillac in a parking lot. It sounds shady, except it was from some dude on the shag from cedar park who wears cargo shorts and flip flops. And yes the cargo pockets had Cheerios.
  4. This is gonna save me some money....kids have never showered so quickly in their lives!
  5. I’ve got a north face which works well and still looks brand new after being used as an outer shell in 3 excursions. Whatever you get, make sure it has pit zips.
  6. Got that beat. My wife I went away for the weekend. She had my MIL come stay at the house to watch the kids. Bad idea jeans. Now, my MIL doesn’t come to visit often because the amount of emotional baggage and complications she brings is ridic. To minimize this, I offered to pay to kennel her dogs but she proceeds to tell me that they can’t be kenneled because one has a liver problem so it can’t get the kennel cough shot. So why not board one? Because they get lonely when separated. They’re house trained right? Of course my wife tells me. We get home from our trip and the kids proceed to tell me how stressful it was with Grammy. That she let her dogs do whatever they wanted and that one of them pee’d in the house. My first reaction was, ok a dog had an accident... That’s ok. After all, my wife verified the dogs were house broken so it couldn’t have been that bad...right? Well one of her little shitty dogs pissed on our new rug not once, not twice, but six times!!! In the same spot! Six fucking times! Of course after reading Mitch’s epic threads, I gain a little perspective... Thanks for sharing, Mitch.
  7. Name checks out, Dr. Duke. Thanks for the recommendation. The Squatty potty is a nice complement to the bidet. Not only will it better for o-ring in the long run, I just gained another 5 minutes in my day with the setup. Bowels empty completely right away, a quick spray, pat dry, and I’m good to go. It’s like nascar efficiency for the John.
  8. Finally joined the club and must admit I feel a bit dignified no longer using butt cleaning technology from 300AD.
  9. This Clean surfaces with wipes or wet paper towel...minimize touching stuff ... wash hands. Get out. If the bathroom is ridiculously disgusting, then find another or a bush. If you go the bush route, there is an art to making sure they don’t piss all over themselves. If you are unsure of this, you are better off with the men’s room. If she’s really little and you have room in your car, then yes keeping a little potty works well until her bladder outgrows capacity. If you have a hatch back, then you have an instant portable potty.
  10. Don’t forget to add extra liquid smoke when you reheat it
  11. Ecobee 4 with additional room sensors FTW
  12. I agree with using yes sir and ma’am out of respect. My wife was adamantly opposed in the beginning but then saw the fruits of it in our friends’ kids. That and our kids were smarting off to her.... We also make our kids address adults as Mr and Mrs; no first names.
  13. 4567. RIP
  14. You sure your vacuum isn’t phishing you?
  15. Lol, I just discovered my wife didn’t know the Fiji water was shipped from Fiji.
  16. What you describe there is basic cleanliness. I couldn’t live like that either.
  17. Tks. Yeah most look like geriatric appliances. If you got an adjustable t-valve for your Brondell, could you please share a link?
  18. Seeking some help, fellas. I’m taking the plunge and getting my PhD in pooping. I need a recommendation for a cold only water bidet, single spray. I assume variable pressure is a good feature for control or does the variability just add another variable to mess up the aim? If I don’t buy a low profile, I’ll need new toilet seat bumpers? Astor, Luxe, Brondel? The squatty potty is already in the shopping cart, just need help getting the right bidet to minimize the gripping from the Mrs. C.
  19. Agree marriage to someone with OCD cleaning habits is better than marriage to a slob. However, it’s important to note that these OCD behaviors are a pain in the ass. Yes your house is clean but there are certainly trade offs that make you wonder if they outweigh the benefit. For example, a clean ass kitchen is amazing but not being able to use it because OCD rules are too complex to follow. Or listening to the constant complaining about how no one helps or how everyone is a slob can be a pain too... you can say grow a pair and be the man of the house all you want, but OCD is not exempt from being undefeated... not only that but not all clean freak ocd wives are all created equally. Some may go ape ship over a few things and completely ignore others. I know a few clean OCD wives and it’s not as glamorous as you think. Let those dudes vent without judgement, it ain’t a humblebrag. My wife has a thing for the floors like it’s a sensory thing. To help me deal with it some level of compassion, I pretend she’s on the spectrum.
  20. I think the point is It ain’t cleaning if it ain’t dirty...
  21. Duplicate
  22. Is the self cleaning feature needed?
  23. Seems The Cowboys match up well against short QBs...
  24. Damn it feels good to be a Longhorn
  25. Gagree... get a post, don’t attach to house, especially to the roof
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