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smuggs

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  1. The shirt, the jeans, the truck - it's like this dude is a 1:2 scale mannequin dropped into 1:1 real life. I want to see more from this country dwarf philosopher.
  2. Wordle 305 5/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Pumped to see Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder (hopefully) whip some ass.
  4. "That fuckin bat done pissed me off." Outstanding.
  5. Feeling a little rough this morning but getting back in the zone.
  6. Looks like an opportunity for ole @Steel Shank to lay some pipe.
  7. Jeff Ross
  8. RIP Gilbert, dude was hilarious.
  9. RIP Dracula Gottfried.
  10. At times in my past I have not slept until Brooklyn.
  11. Wordle 297 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Keep Sigourney Weaver’s name OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH.
  13. APD mugshot BLAST FROM THE PAST ALERT: This chick (Courtney Tailor) will soon have a new Miami-Dade Metro mugshot for allegedly stabbing her boyfriend to death. Details below with photos and vid of her covered head-to-toe in the dude's blood. In other news, a quick google search will lead you to full-on Onlyfans porn she was shooting with the guy. https://www.tmz.com/2022/04/08/fatal-miami-stabbing-courtney-tailor-new-video-boyfriend-blood/
  14. Wordle 293 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Ugh. Wordle 291 6/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Yeah him and Mickey Rourke were great in Sin City. And Carla Gugino. And Carla Gugino's tits. And Carla Gugino's ass.
  17. Well I see them every flight in 24C In the pages of an Inflight magazine Hey I've been thinking of a jizz explosion I'm picking up some travel sized lotion Oop! Baloney bop Me bop, Boeing bop, baloney bop I bop, you bop-ah turboprop Be bop, be bop, baloney bop.
  18. Wordle 290 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 289 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. I thought she had recently said at the time she was terrified during the premier because her dad was there and she was ashamed and scared of his reaction to her getting naked on film. In reality, her father was probably relieved that he didn’t have to see Chrissy Tiegen getting naked on film.
  21. @Bobby_Batronic why does the entire plane have to empty in order to remove this one asshole? In case she freaks out and starts attacking people?
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