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smuggs

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  1. Well I'm a fucking moron, moving too fast and made 3 guesses without a letter already on the board. Wordle 286 6/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. They were released 5 months apart from each other so it is basically the exact same Salma Hayek in both films. Difference is she is sporting the curly hair in Desperado, which unlocks maximum scrotal arousal in these pants. And she shows her tits. Advantage: Desperado.
  3. Putting Chrissy Tiegen on the same hotness pedestal as Salma Fucking Hayek is just as outrageous as saying you’d rather fuck ‘86 Kelly McGillis over present day Jennifer Connelly. Bush league, psych-out shit. Laughable.
  4. At which point do the pubes get applied to the burger?
  5. Ouch. Wordle 285 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Why does this have to happen to Bruce Willis when that fat fuck Steven Seagal is still rolling around with his Bruce Lee clothes and painted-on hair? Still one of my favorite lines from any film, it's just delivered perfectly:
  7. I wasn't prepared for the Flintstones.
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  9. His podcast where he yells at me while seated alone in a chair in a quiet corner of a room drives me fucking insane. There's nobody else to shout over, lower your voice you fucking steakhead.
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  11. I suppose @Mitch Cumsteen should come in here and lock this thread up.
  12. Huh. I know a ton of people over at Dollar General that say he's a real cockface. Weird.
  13. Beautiful day. Sorry for the cheese, I'm a sixer deep with the Modelo.
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  15. What a fucking insane job.
  16. 2002ish I hooked up with a Russian chick one night on 6th. She spoke limited english but from what I gathered she was in the country on a study abroad program. I had ridden downtown with my buddy so I said adios and she drove us back to my apartment in a shitty Mazda MX6. As we're rolling down Mopac she keeps asking, "You like patsmoke?" I'm thinking WTF is 'patsmoke', until she reaches under her seat and pulls out a bag with a scant amount of the most miserable-looking weed you've ever seen. I laughed and said hell yes I like 'patsmoke'. A few minutes later she asks, "You like Dave Matthews?" and pulls out a fucking DMB CD. Staring at this curvy, slightly Vic Mackey-ish but very cute Russian bird, I knew what had to be done. I said, "Fuck yeah I like Dave Matthews!!!" and she popped that CD in and we listened to fucking Ants Marching at high volume all the way back to my place on Pond Springs Rd. We got home, I made a beer can pipe, we smoked that little bit of crappy weed, and then went toe-to-toe for 15 rounds like Rocky vs Ivan Drago.
  17. Nah, I switched to an electric scrote shaver with modern avionics.
  18. - Beastie Boys - The Cure - AC/DC - Most everything heard on Little Steven's Underground Garage. - A lot of 80s top 40 countdowns. 82-86 is my sweet spot. And Sixteen Deluxe kicks ass.
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