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smuggs

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  1. Pretty sure I saw this dude backstage at an Erasure show @ FEC in '90.
  2. This is fucking awesome.
  3. Motherfucker this one took me 30 minutes. Wordle 276 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. "Dan Rather" kills me. Whenever he mentions Vietnam atrocities, holy shit.
  5. Wordle 275 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. And where the hell was I?
  7. Whiskered but strong.
  8. Yeah but some cornea-scalding nudes would be fun.
  9. Wordle 272 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Now these are the members of the X-Men roster that I really want to see a movie about.
  11. I once had Moldova in my Transnistria.
  12. Turrible. Wordle 271 6/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Watch this ep of American Greed. Salt Lake Instagram bro was ordering bulk fentanyl from China, personally manufacturing his own "Oxycodone" pills in his garage and selling them on the D-web using 5 or 6 flunkies to handle the mail order end of the transaction. Had 1.5 million in cash in his dresser when they busted him. The feds were able to personally link him to 95 overdose deaths. The guy wanted to be the Jeff Bezos of the illicit pill biz and didn't give two shits about his customers dying. Order comes in, box of homemade shit goes in the mail, on to the next. I'm sure there are countless others running the same style operation. https://www.cnbc.com/video/2022/01/27/season-15-the-kingpin-next-door-sneak-peek-overdose.html
  14. Crazy. But that’s how it goes.
  15. Wordle 269 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Mining of the body is a tactic best used when facing The Predator.
  17. Same here, this is a fuck. Wordle 265 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. To be fair there is a ~36% chance this same situation can happen on a Saturday night at any given Golden Corral location throughout the United States.
  19. Gather round everyone - the phony news guy with a hair piece who sells mail-order Brain Force Ultra neural activator tincture is telling us he's definitely not on coke.
  20. Sweet Christ. Wordle 264 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. I should've known those fucking commies would send a negotiator named "Slutsky."
  22. Two of my faves:
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