Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Her accent, and penchant for watching videos of Russians being blown up, just have a hold on me.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Nah. She's been in the States for 15 years. I'm just making sure she enjoys her stay.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I'm not. I've been playing around with this girl for a few months. Even took her to Luckenbach. Her brother is still in Ukraine fighting.
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June 6th....
- June 6th....
- ¡Snek!
Excuse me sir, but do have a minute or two to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?- Miami Regional Thread
Oh they are. I was in the 7th grade when that game happened. Watched it with dad. I’ll never forget it, trust me.- ¡Snek!
My folks have a family of them in their back yard in Kerrville. I called bullshit when mom mentioned it after I saw the first one about three years ago, but I’m here to tell you it’s real. Folks have about half an acre back yard, enclosed with about a five foot native stone wall, with drainage inlets at the bottom of the wall every ten feet or so. These birds have made their home in the backyard, and have gotten to the point where mom considers them pets. I’ll try and get some pics of them when I get there tonight. Awesome creatures.- ¡Snek!
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Here’s the dude I apparently woke from a nap whilst searching for spec. He gave me the, “can I help you”? Look.- ¡Snek!
Can’t post the last pic.- ¡Snek!
Yesterday ran into a few sneks including this cottonmouth. And this Dekay’s Brown. Also saw a mud snek, speckled king, and prairie king but couldn’t get a picture of the ladder. And this little guy came out to see what the commotion was when I was looking for the speckled king.- Miami Regional Thread
Keep in mind that Ole Miss wild carded their way into the Gables Regional last year. They shocked the nation. I say hang onto it, but that’s just me.- Adding to the pit bull argument
Bat should’ve been used on her immediately after her pooch.- New Houston Restaurant Recommendations
Probably because you went there around 4pm. And y’all got home at a late 7pm because you weren’t sure about the sitter.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Why? I'd hope that you'd already know at that point.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Correct. One of them was cleaning his shotgun and accidentally blew his boyfriend's head off. Overcome with grief, and not proficient with an over-under .12 gauge, he threw himself off of a pier into 4ft of water, and drowned because he couldn't swim.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Holy shit this. This dude might beat out the USC Cheerleader if done properly.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Well after watching their victory parade, it's probably just "tank". And I think their city committee named it Little Sebastian.- ¡Snek!
Little Homesick and I were up in Tin Top at my buddy's cabin that sits right on the Brazos. We were there to dispatch pigs, but during the day, we decided to cast out down by his boat hangar. Little Homesick headed back over to the tackle box to bait his hook, and said, "Whoah". I turned to look and there was about a 4ft water snek right there on the sidewalk. He took a look at both of us and then launched straight off of the bank (sidewalk) into the river, belly flopping, and then disappearing. We decided to walk along the bank and see if we could find him, and find him we did. Right after he'd ingested Thanksgiving Day feast. Clincher was, Little Homesick looked at me and said, "Dad, due to the fact that his dive off of the ledge was an easy 8.5-9, we should call him Sneg Louganis". Good kid, Little Homesick.- Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
Fucking wow.- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
I’ve had a beverage or two. Appreciate your response though. Back to baseball and failing football hopes for me.- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
Welcome aboard mother fucker. I fucking hate basketball. That said, the hiring of Keith Carter as our AD was kind of cool because he and I went to school at Ole Miss together. He played basketball (well) and this probably the last time we were even remotely relevant in the sport. When I played baseball there, we were lower/mid in the conference if we were lucky. I’ve always liked Keith, and always hated basketball. His plea to the powers that be when he hired Kiffin was two-fold; If he fucks up, so did I, so y’all can fire us in the same room. His talk with Kiffin was almost verbatim; Here’s your last shot, and if you fuck up, I’m going down with the ship. I don’t care enough about the sport to really have a dog in the fight other than to say, “If Ole Miss beats Texas in basketball next year, I’ll probably hear about it after the fact. But I’ll laugh if it happens. Because I’m a toothless, uneducated wife beater who doesn’t know fuck from shit. And I believe everything the internet tells me.”- Tell Me About Texas a&m
We’re not lucky enough for that to happen. Because if it did, there’d be less of them. Ain’t happening man.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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